Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Keep cool
Today, at work, I screamed, used one of my employees as a human shield, dove for cover, and cried. Why? A bat flew into my store. Bats scare me shitless. FML
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Luckster 0
Already I predict a large number of comments written by pricks who apparently aren't afraid of anything and do not accept the idea of someone else having serious fears of anything.
aback 5
You'll be known as Batwoman.
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ShaydeStar 0
Your my new hero.
CYNNER 0
At least you're not a man.
harrypotterfan12 0
oh thats real nice #94 are u a doctor or something beacause ur sorta scaring me. bats r not scary!! i go to tennesse in the summer and there r like millions
harrypotterfan12 0
well put #83
XBCX96 4
i understand completely, OP. same thing happened to me, and i reacted similarly ( i didnt cry, i just screamed a bit,and ducked for cover). but the part that sucks is that im a dude:-/ and everyone saying YDI for being a coward n stuff is being an asshole. you dont understand because its a phobia: an IRRATIONAL fear. stop being inconsiderate bags of douche
OhEmGee5 2
and this is an fml?
scribbles7 0
I'd probably do the same thing!
whatstehtimemrwo 0
Atleast you cant get fired
Vampgirl202 4
I have a phobia of sharks. I can't even stand in front of a skeleton of a shark witout getting paranoid and having to turn around and stare at it every 2 seconds.
DeadxManxWalking 27
careful on Halloween