Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Keep cool
Today, at work, I screamed, used one of my employees as a human shield, dove for cover, and cried. Why? A bat flew into my store. Bats scare me shitless. FML
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Luckster 0
Already I predict a large number of comments written by pricks who apparently aren't afraid of anything and do not accept the idea of someone else having serious fears of anything.
aback 5
You'll be known as Batwoman.
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DisappearingRose 18
This would be better if you worked at a Halloween store.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Oh God, FYL indeed. I'm severely chiroptophobic so I feel your pain. Our attic used to be infested with bats when we first moved in and I once got locked in my sisters room with one of them. I screamed myself into a frenzy and actually had a panic attack so bad I was apparently white as a sheet and hiccouphing. Another time I went down into the basement to get something and woke up a sleeping bat which flew right at my face resulting in another meltdown. Even looking at a picture of a bat brings me out in a cold sweat. Also, last summer I was riding through the countryside on my bike at dusk, when a bat flew right into the handlebars and hit me in the face. Needless to say I thought I was gonna die. So yes, FYL. If a bat flew in my workplace I would react the same, if not worse.
superpokgai123 0
At least u werent a guy
hotforkegger 4
Me too
chefkobel 0
Batwoman?
izawesome96 8
I'm batman
babygrrl257 11
At least your a girl. I probably woulda screamed. But a human shield really?
sprinkybagels 10
You are the Batwoman.
jsheffres 19
Bruce Wayne, is that you?
Ali3Z3bra 8
You should become batman.