Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window. I rolled down the window and mooned a random couple. You should have seen the looks on their faces when I had to get out of the car and pick up my phone and wallet, which were in my back pocket. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while walking down the street I thought it would be funny to moon a crowd of old people taking a photo, in a few seconds a couple of them started pointing in my direction... Turns out they were pointing at the car that ran me over shortly after. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, I forgot to take my wallet off the roof of my car and drove away, onto the highway. A man behind me began flashing his lights and waving his arms. I thought he was freaking out because I cut him off. I flipped him off. He was trying to tell me that all my money was flying down the road. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea to prank my friend. When he came to pick me up in his car, I pulled up my mask, put on my toque, got in the back seat and yelled "This is a robbery! Don't talk! Drive now!" I'd hopped in the back of the wrong car. FML
Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML
Today, I was asked to crawl through a sunroof because one of my coworkers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sunroof. To laughter. FML
Today, was a nice day, so I opened the sunroof and all the windows in my car. My hair started flying around and at one point it went out the sunroof. My friends thought it would be funny to close my hair in the sunroof. They laughed until they couldn't open it up again. It short-circuited. FML
Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML
Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML
Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML
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unfortunate_13 5
"Today, I thought it would be funny to moon people out of my friend's car window." --> the first sentence alone already screams for YDI
Freeze_fml 17
You're an ass.
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Comments (53)
superbadd 0
Haha it's funny because you mooned someone and your phone and wallet fell out and we shouldve saw there face when you had to get out of the car to go them.
SOTYsNumber1Fan 0
Haha it's funny because your copying every other troll on FML
sandwichman1796 0
45 with the win :D
Trollz4daLULZ 2
*you're
crzycookie 7
Terrible mockery.
tmmundy 17
karma has a way of coming back and slapping you right in the face, or you're ass in this case. lmao....
jj2014 0
WIN. you may think fail but that's a win
Rawr_Doodle 0
karma always slaps my ass
RedPillSucks 33
Can I get in line, right behind karma?
sandwichman1796 0
56 with BIGGEST win evar!!
Oz_Alice 0
Now you get to give the rest of us a laugh. I'd say that's a success, OP.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
*you're
ausathlete 0
When an FML starts with "Today, I thought it would be funny..." it's always a YDI.
toeliqour 0
YDI dumbass, why would you think about doing that
Pulsian 0
ooooh I moderated this one ;D n ydi, but hey anything worse could of happened......... Nah who am I kidding. you fail:)
imhowie 2
You're a moron...I hate people like this guy. I witnessed a similar situation in high school. The marching band was practicing and some car drove by and someone mooned us out their window and the the driver scraped the side of his car against the curb. It was pretty funny.
Lisa89 3
Massive YDI. Mooning people is funny to about 20% of 6 yr olds.. and pretty much no one else (maybe a couple of people here on FML will find it funny..
allanisj 0
Gosh, sometimes I think we are a race rushing towards moronic extintion...