Just in case

By thanksbaby - 01/06/2009 05:55 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML
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Dogmaw 0

Are you sure he wasn't going for that "peppermint BJ" action? I mean, either you need those mints or you don't.

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moony_fml 0

lol #1 What can i say...very smooth fiancee

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rockabyejamie 0

Yeah, I definitely think it's for a BJ, I'm sure he would have said something by now if it was about your breath, and probably wouldn't have done it in that way.

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levitate 3

Well, you ARE gonna be moaning. Besides, communication is key in the bedroom, right? At least he did it subtly (:

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dancing_bear 0

Yeah, it's for the bj. He's not going to tell you your breath stinks then, is he? Awkward though, if you didn't know that. Although at least you found out now and not on the wedding night itself.

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Chubtubdaplaya 0

You should be happy you have a fiance who's comfortable enough to tell you your breath reeks (or that he wants them for the BJ, whatever). Communication is the key to a good relationship, right?

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Lonely4 0

you seriously thought he was talking about your breath? Wow....I'm guessing you are one of the few left who "waited"...otherwise, are you blonde?

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Hive_Node 2

YDI. Try to be attractive for your future husband.

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jengen 0

If he is hinting about bad breath and not for BJ action, then whisper seductively to him that you got him a present "to use" too and give him some viagra.

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miaumiau 0

i agree, it's for a bj. but even if it was for your breath it's better he let you know it stinks rather than avoid kissing you all the time cause it does. if my breath was rank i'd want to know it.

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screw_this_120 0

It's for a *******, chillax. If he thought your breath smelled that bad, he wouldn't wait till you're planning a wedding to tell you.

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spartan_girl 0

If it is for your breath, he probably felt weird about how to tell you. it's tough to tell someone you love things like 'your breath stinks', lol, but it can be hard to deal with too.

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