Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling in bed talking about our future wedding coming up. He leaned over seductively to tell me he got a present for me to ‘use’ on our wedding day. It was a pack of breath mints. FML
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Today, my new husband and I were called up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I rested my head on his shoulder, he whispered the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML
Today, I woke up and my husband said he got me a gift for our one year anniversary and that it was on the table. We laid around cuddling and when I finally got up I was expecting to walk out to beautiful bouquet of flowers. I got two packs of cigarettes. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a Ziploc bag filled with hair. It was thd mustache I'd been begging him to shave for months. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had a picnic on the beach. It was so romantic and perfect. He leant forward to kiss me. Once we had kissed he said, "We haven't even started eating yet", and passed me a mint. FML
Today, my fiancé hugged me so tight that I couldn't move, said he loved me, let out a loud, obnoxious and smelly fart cloud and made me breathe it in. FML
Today, I ate an entire pack of breath mints in preparation for a date. Instead of giving me fresh breath, it gave me a terrible case of diarrhea. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML
Today, I asked my fiance for some attention. He licked my cheek and attached himself to my leg. He's 34 years old. FML
Today, I was trying on lingerie in the dressing room of Victoria’s Secret with my boyfriend next to me. I told my him in a seductive, playful tone “You can stay and watch if you give me a piece of your gum.” He said “No I only have three more” and left the room. FML
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Dogmaw 0
Are you sure he wasn't going for that "peppermint BJ" action? I mean, either you need those mints or you don't.
moony_fml 0
lol #1 What can i say...very smooth fiancee
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rockabyejamie 0
Yeah, I definitely think it's for a BJ, I'm sure he would have said something by now if it was about your breath, and probably wouldn't have done it in that way.
levitate 3
Well, you ARE gonna be moaning. Besides, communication is key in the bedroom, right? At least he did it subtly (:
dancing_bear 0
Yeah, it's for the bj. He's not going to tell you your breath stinks then, is he? Awkward though, if you didn't know that. Although at least you found out now and not on the wedding night itself.
Chubtubdaplaya 0
You should be happy you have a fiance who's comfortable enough to tell you your breath reeks (or that he wants them for the BJ, whatever). Communication is the key to a good relationship, right?
Lonely4 0
you seriously thought he was talking about your breath? Wow....I'm guessing you are one of the few left who "waited"...otherwise, are you blonde?
Hive_Node 2
YDI. Try to be attractive for your future husband.
jengen 0
If he is hinting about bad breath and not for BJ action, then whisper seductively to him that you got him a present "to use" too and give him some viagra.
miaumiau 0
i agree, it's for a bj. but even if it was for your breath it's better he let you know it stinks rather than avoid kissing you all the time cause it does. if my breath was rank i'd want to know it.
screw_this_120 0
It's for a *******, chillax. If he thought your breath smelled that bad, he wouldn't wait till you're planning a wedding to tell you.
spartan_girl 0
If it is for your breath, he probably felt weird about how to tell you. it's tough to tell someone you love things like 'your breath stinks', lol, but it can be hard to deal with too.