Intimacy: Just go

Just go

By MitchFail - 23/07/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I'm "so hot". I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds, "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply, "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML

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By chickennbenchpress - 31/05/2011 17:05 - Canada

Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML

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Pokéman gone

By Anonymous - 14/03/2021 08:01

Today, I thought a cute and well-dressed guy, with a mask matching his shoes, was taking a picture of me. Flattered, I approached him. Turns out, he was playing Pokémon Go and was just trying to catch a “Geodude.” He also blurted out that he was gay. He's into dudes and Geodudes. FML

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By Titanic - 07/12/2008 08:46 - France

Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML

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By PokeWife - 06/02/2013 13:38 - United States - Omaha

Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML

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Generation III

By Brock - 02/02/2013 21:20 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML

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Call the fuzz

By Anonymous - 14/04/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was playing Pokémon Go and I was trying to take a picture of my Pokémon when a woman said, "Are you filming me?" really angrily at me. "No, I'm playing Pokémon go," I said, then tried to show her my Pokémon but it disappeared from the screen, and she said, "You ARE filming me." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I tried to flirt with my girlfriend since I'm really busy and we can't always be together. I tell her online that I think she's hot and she responds "Keep talking I have to pee". FML

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Prove it!

By Pika - 09/10/2017 01:30

Today, in the midst of an interview, I was asked what my best qualities are. I panicked and quickly responded that I can make a great Pikachu impression. They wanted to hear it. FML

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By GeneralElement - 19/02/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, in math, I was working on an assignment and this really cute girl comes over and says my name. At this point, my heart is pumping with excitement and I'm thinking she is going to ask for my number. She said, "Did you know someone drew a penis on your back?" FML

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Freaked out

By Anonymous - 24/08/2015 19:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was flirting with a cute girl at a club. She seemed into me and said I was hot. I said thanks and grinned. I guess my grin looked psychopathic, because her expression turned to horror, and she quickly excused herself. She was the only girl who's ever shown any interest in me. FML

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Carlyyy 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:05

What did she mean then, "I love ditto." ...

kigaz 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:04

I would've thought the exact same thing. Pokemon ftw.

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nikki1001 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 17:58

Honey, I'm 20 and know that "ditto" was around way before the movie Ghost came out. Ugh...this in reference to #74 ^^^^

raar_912 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 18:13

UH, then what did she mean, "I love Ditto"? That's just kinda.....

Sativus 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 18:13

Don't bring people that like to get high down to this idiot's level.

Thadius 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 18:19

Maybe she was referring to Beth Ditto some retarded american wannabe indi singer?

maximumoverdrive 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 18:21

when I read "I love ditto" I thought she meant pokemon too.

TheSuitGuy 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 18:22

FYL indeed dude. From what I gather from previous comments, she was making an obscure movie reference, and badly at that.

sondramcfail 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 18:22

That's something I would say. xD But really, what the hell does "I love ditto" mean?? Beth Ditto? Ditto jeans? Ditto machines? Bizarre.

summersong89 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 18:25

ahh the throws of geek love :) lol i got a kick out of this one.

brilliantbarbie 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 18:26

I disagree...Im sure you know that it's historical origination only after googling the word "ditto" but its KNOWN because it was used in the movie Ghost, in an extremely romantic way (no Ditto was not a pet name he had for her in the movie). Thats my point...she may have said Ohh "I love ditto" as in I love the (concept of) ditto, so maybe shes gotta work on her proper english, but seriously, if this guy is young enough to think Ditto refers to pokemon, what makes anyone think his girlfriend is that up on 17th century history that she would be like "OMG ur so deep!!! you know all about 17th century words and the fact that you know the origination of Ditto and how to use the word to pertain to the fact that we are getting romantically envolved at this moment makes me so excited!!" I think thats highly unlikely in comparison to simply "Ohhh, Ditto.... how romantic of you!!" she was thinking of the context "Ditto" was used in the Movie, not how it was used in the 17th century.

wafflemonger 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 18:55

I think you missed the point of the person's comment about the 17th century. SINCE then, it has been used to mean "right back at ya." She wasn't supposed to assume he was using it to show off his knowledge of 17th century history, she was supposed to assume it meant the same thing it had meant since its first usage, rather than being a somewhat esoteric movie reference. Also, it should be noted that if "some girl" was quoting a romantic movie during foreplay, that's a problem in itself. Romance has no place in one-night stands.

nickicoal 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 18:33

Every time someone says ditto I think of Ghost. I'm assuming when she said she loves ditto, she meant she loves the word or when people use it. Makes sense I guess. But, OP, you are my hero!!