Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about superheroes." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he thought he heard another guy in the room when he called me, and that I'm cheating on him. The guy he heard was a character from a cartoon my sister was watching. FML
Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me and walked away from our life together, because I wouldn’t let him indulge his stupid manchild hobby of collecting swords to hang on the walls. He already has two, why the hell would he want more than that? Bullet dodged, but 2 years together wasted. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
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elephantsarecute 16
You're better off without a sexist idiot anyway.
Tsunami87 17
You should hit him with your batarang for his sexism ;)
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Comments (157)
Faddyy6 17
lol
Miss_Behave 2
Good riddance!! Hope you bat-tered him well before he left!
AppleBonkers 13
Holy Stereotype, Batman!
Sarah_Jang 6
*facepalm*
kurodansei 16
The real FML is that it says your dad OWNED a comic book store as a kid. This should be a thing thay is true in the present to make this a happy ending.
Blueocean7 19
No, it means that back WHEN the OP was a kid, HER dad owned a comic store. She says "as a kid, my dad owned..."
brackaman 18
I think what 20's trying to say is that it's a shame that her dad doesn't still own the store for whatever reason.
kurodansei 16
61 is correct
BreynHope 11
It baffles me on the daily when I read these fml's about someone dumping their significant other because "insert dumbest ******* reason ever". There has to be something more.
jmcr 27
Not always people are strange like that which makes for great fmls sorry OP
KimmyCupZ 21
Sexist much? Who cares anyway, its his loss, not yours, OP :)
imbedderdenu 23
whaaaatta DOUCHE youre better off
hnaggar 15
How old is he? Five?
bossiblondi 9
does he also think girls dont poop, fart or burp? some people in society these days are so close minded. if women can be in the infantry they sure as hell can know about superheroes.