Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about superheroes." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I have never read any of the Harry Potter books. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he thought he heard another guy in the room when he called me, and that I'm cheating on him. The guy he heard was a character from a cartoon my sister was watching. FML
Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I share a birthday with a fictional character who is "untrustworthy" and has a "dark side", so therefore I can't be trusted either. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he, "just can't keep dating a girl with so many split ends." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me and walked away from our life together, because I wouldn’t let him indulge his stupid manchild hobby of collecting swords to hang on the walls. He already has two, why the hell would he want more than that? Bullet dodged, but 2 years together wasted. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
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elephantsarecute 16
You're better off without a sexist idiot anyway.
Tsunami87 17
You should hit him with your batarang for his sexism ;)
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Comments (157)
thebeagster2 2
Voted deserved it bc you picked to go out with someone that immature.
thisisnnotcool 4
How was she supposed to know he was immature off the bat??? Some people never show their true colors right away. Ease up a little.
TallMist 32
#141 I like how you said "off the BAT".
toxxickittyy 19
There are literally thousands of guys that would date you just based on this information. You're better off without that guy honestly.
numberswoman 14
How old is he - 12?
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Let that dude go. Let a real man get the Wonder Woman.
Shitfickle 4
He does have a point...
glossylossy 3
Looks like you dodged a bullet. Are you Superman?
an3ph 20
You are going to make the right guy very happy.
PunkySpunky78 15
I wonder what Wonder Woman and super girl and batgirl and other female super Heroes would think of him
blackonblight 33
Zatanna would probably do something hilarious to him. Of course, so would Huntress, for different values of hilarious.
jlh812 3
Yea makes total sense!!! NOT!!!
ecascio2010 9
Your EX-boyfriend is an idiot and a douchebag.