Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to take a video of his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML
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Today, my 17 year-old son has been using his phone on the toilet. Every time he poops, he takes his phone to the bathroom. Why does he need his phone to use the bathroom? He uses the toilet with his phone. FML
Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet. Now I know why they call it 'smart' phone; it's smarter than me. FML
Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
Today, my dad got a new phone and put me on speed dial. I have received several voice mails from him accidentally dialed. They are from him riding the train, in a meeting, having lunch, and, most recently, him taking a monstrous dump. FML
Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML
Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about how many germs live on the average cell phone. My five year old son apparently overheard me talking, and decided to give my cell phone a bath. FML
Today, I was having really bad diarrhea. I sat down on the toilet and heard a plop, thinking it was just me going to the bathroom. After I was finished, I look in the toilet to see my iPhone sitting in a pool of diarrhea. FML
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Tessa39 0
sounds like he is a genius
EvilDoll 7
Well, his education and your money are both going down the drain. Among other things...
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bigbadtim 7
Class project?
Killerturtle 11
exactly what I thought!
Alexunited1212 2
if that was a class project i'm pretty sure the school would have a lawsuit on their hands...
JennaMarie420 2
that's kinda..crappy. I bet you're soo proud
cenax27 0
I bet you can't stfu
JelloFolarin 0
Lol
JennaMarie420 2
excuse me?
Freeze_fml 16
Not that he's going to want it after that, but a rice bowl can possibly fix it.
kaykay20 0
Can't he get a part time job and at least pay for his own phone, food, etc? Let him fend for himself he is in college after all.
DocBastard 38
No, he's in medical school. Trust me, there's no time for a job in medical school.
abbytequiere 9
I agree, part of being an adult is taking care of yourself. At times that might mean getting your own phone instead of crying to mommy when something like this happens. And doc, if the need is bad enough it is possible to make time for a job.
sonangedemusique 2
65: There is not always time for a job, even in normal university. It just depends on how many classes you are taking, and their difficulty/homework load.
The_Great_Zucchi 15
Still I assume he has a budget to take care of his daily needs. He should be paying for his own stuff out of that budget even if his parents give him that budget. How will he learn financial responsibility if you just give him everything?
DocBastard 38
Abby - no. Just, no. There is no time in medical school. This isn't university where you can arrange your classes to fit your schedule. Med school is regimented and structured, and there is no time.
everybodyluvsMEN 0
Yet he has time to film himself ******** (most likely while drunk), doc? Because nobody smart enough to be in med school would film themselves ******** while sober. So if he has time to get drunk, why not any time for a job?
sonangedemusique 2
Who says he was drunk? Maybe he thought it would somehow help his education, or maybe he's just a goofy guy and thought it would be funny. You don't have to be drunk to do dumb shit.
ladybugobgyn 0
the only time you have in medical school is to cry. no time other than that.
Deeznutzhairy 7
sorry mom I didn't mean to drop it in the toilet.
IDKKK69 0
You're HOTT!
Lights_Out_fml 6
Your picture scared the shit out of me...
mintcar 9
Haha, it's nice to know he actually told you re truth about all this.
mintcar 9
the*
ladybugobgyn 0
I have dropped my pager in the toilet, and it still lives!! maybe he hoped it wouldn't!!!
dreamering 16
Yes, Captain Obvious. Indeed it is.
dreamering 16
ups That was for # 19.
mooshyface26 0
experimenting boys!
cenax27 0
'da **** up
RaineLee 5
That's disgusting.
jordanp17 3
you're disgusting
mrahhhhh 21
I've heard of astronomy students videotaping Uranus, but never something like this!
mahomie97 7
good one