Today, I was in the shower, oblivious to the outside world, when four police officers who had apparently been banging at my door, entered by force. They were doing a bust on a weed farm and got the wrong house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, police barged into my apartment for a drug raid, but they had the wrong address. They came in while I was naked on my couch and didn't even apologize for breaking my door. FML
Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML
Today, I was delivering a pizza but I got the address wrong. When I got to the house, I was surrounded by police and put in handcuffs at the door. Turns out the wrong address I went to resulted in me interfering with some sort of sting operation. FML
Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML
Today, I had just gotten out of the bath when a police officer knocked on my door. I answered in my towel, and he told me I had to leave due to a bomb scare. FML
Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML
Today, I called the cops on a couple who was fighting outside my window at 4 a.m. They hid in the bushes when the cops came, came back out when they left, and started fighting again. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, at 6 a.m., the cops burst into our home. My husband was slammed to the ground and I had a gun pointed at me. I was naked and eight months pregnant. We had moved in the day before, they were coming to arrest the previous tenant. FML
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ThatGuyWhoTalks 10
Good thing they didn't find your weed stash
tygerarmy 35
Hopefully they fix your door.
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Comments (112)
ShakeDisPlace 10
I'm sure OP had smoke coming out of there ears due to anger. Or probably wanted to break a pot over someone's head while being very blunt about how angry they are.
skyeyez9 25
This type of shit is getting more common. Cops itching to use their military gear and weapons. You are lucky your pets were not killed in the process. Which happens.
gallaeo 21
Very true, I remember reading on a couple cases of just that in the past of cops hitting the wrong house & "accidentally" killing the pets in the process. That would be their worst mistake they'd ever make harming my pup I tell you that much....
ottokat 15
Oh yes, indeed. Those darn cops...probably so trigger happy that they decided, "ah, screw it, so what if this probably isnt the right house? lets break in and claim drugs bust."
skyeyez9 25
Google it...a shit ton of articles pop up about "wrong house raids" One in my hometown: cop put 4 bullets into a 3lb chihuahua cause it "growled at him."
ottokat 15
Wow...no **** it growled at him! He just broke into its house! How the hell are dogs supposed to know that the police are excempt from the rules?
buddy51 23
Good thing you got high before your shower, right OP? Now you get to be stoned and naked with a house full of jack booted thugs! Way more exciting than the evening you had planned, I'll bet.
kpc2424 13
If they'd known you were taking a shower, they'd have brought the entire swat team!
brave_josh 9
THE ODDS
ciumegu 6
They better of paid you back for the broken door...shonets expensive
Turbolag25 7
That's your tax dollars at work...
Dark_Zekrom 21
Must've been loud with all their whistles.
SynysterNero 20
This is why I have no faith in most law enforcement.
Dynosaur_dollie 38
because they are human and occasionally make errors? Yes that should have made certain they had the right house, but errors do occur.
gallaeo 21
I fully agree that hey, mistakes happen. But damn, you'd figure if they were trying to make a large bust they'd at least have staked the place out some, that's a pretty substantial mistake on their part, now by the time they figure out the right address & go through all the warrants etc one would think the right house will more than likely be tipped off by that point
mezochan 29
Are you sure they weren't strippers?