Today, I was in the shower, oblivious to the outside world, when four police officers who had apparently been banging at my door, entered by force. They were doing a bust on a weed farm and got the wrong house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, police barged into my apartment for a drug raid, but they had the wrong address. They came in while I was naked on my couch and didn't even apologize for breaking my door. FML
Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML
Today, I was delivering a pizza but I got the address wrong. When I got to the house, I was surrounded by police and put in handcuffs at the door. Turns out the wrong address I went to resulted in me interfering with some sort of sting operation. FML
Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML
Today, I had just gotten out of the bath when a police officer knocked on my door. I answered in my towel, and he told me I had to leave due to a bomb scare. FML
Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML
Today, I called the cops on a couple who was fighting outside my window at 4 a.m. They hid in the bushes when the cops came, came back out when they left, and started fighting again. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, at 6 a.m., the cops burst into our home. My husband was slammed to the ground and I had a gun pointed at me. I was naked and eight months pregnant. We had moved in the day before, they were coming to arrest the previous tenant. FML
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ThatGuyWhoTalks 10
Good thing they didn't find your weed stash
tygerarmy 35
Hopefully they fix your door.
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thatgirlincali 13
And by shower you mean rain maker that makes you go into deep thought and forget about things around you.
kemando 22
"we found the weed!... Er, negative on that, it's just a bush"
blackonblight 33
I've seen a lot of news stories recently about cops raiding the wrong house. From all over too, so not a local problem. Might just be a reporting trend, of course. But you're not alone. It's disturbingly common.
metalhedcop 6
Their department would be paying for my new door too. I'd be takin that shit to court. And this is coming from a soon-to-be cop.
Shade1982 21
Stop being a greedy ass, you already got a new door, you didn't suffer any other losses.
thatgirlincali 13
I think he meant take them to court so he could get them to pay for the new door. Not get a new door, then take them to court.
willmatrix 6
Over here in the US they would have sent in a SWAT team, and killed any pet you had. You'd also probably be beaten into a bloody pulp and maybe shot.
nursejohio 8
So unfortunately true... That is my worst nightmare!
debie_fml 14
This was obviously planed to see you in the shower
Animekid126 13
Did they see your dingdong?
RedPillSucks 33
What was their excuse? Sorry, we were too high to correctly read the address on the warrant.
nurchok 15
And why on earth would someone YDI something like this? OP was in the shower, got her property damaged, and was probably seen named by 4 pigs that can't read properly... I feel for you, OP. Hope they're at least covering the cost of the damages they caused for you... Best of luck.
interesting33 37
Hope they cover it but don't worry :) Maybe don't call them pigs? They work hard although there are possibilities for abuse of power
amazing_one2 5
Where you been hidin dat weed