Today, I was in the shower, oblivious to the outside world, when four police officers who had apparently been banging at my door, entered by force. They were doing a bust on a weed farm and got the wrong house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, police barged into my apartment for a drug raid, but they had the wrong address. They came in while I was naked on my couch and didn't even apologize for breaking my door. FML
Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML
Today, I was delivering a pizza but I got the address wrong. When I got to the house, I was surrounded by police and put in handcuffs at the door. Turns out the wrong address I went to resulted in me interfering with some sort of sting operation. FML
Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML
Today, I had just gotten out of the bath when a police officer knocked on my door. I answered in my towel, and he told me I had to leave due to a bomb scare. FML
Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML
Today, I called the cops on a couple who was fighting outside my window at 4 a.m. They hid in the bushes when the cops came, came back out when they left, and started fighting again. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, at 6 a.m., the cops burst into our home. My husband was slammed to the ground and I had a gun pointed at me. I was naked and eight months pregnant. We had moved in the day before, they were coming to arrest the previous tenant. FML
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Top comments
ThatGuyWhoTalks 10
Good thing they didn't find your weed stash
tygerarmy 35
Hopefully they fix your door.
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Comments (112)
sematariux 7
Bastards better pay for the door
gallaeo 21
One could hope, they normally don't, & probably won't. Unless you take that police department to court, in which case your likely to spend more on a lawyer & court costs etc than you would to pay a contractor to fix/replace the door. Gotta love the system.
DaniPandi 22
Sounds like a porno beginning.
Koppol 15
Definitely with bondage, can't let the cuffs go to waste.
RayneSmytson 24
That's not the only way to have sex? Never!
Barriaultcory 16
Did light up a blunt in front of then just for spite?
ottokat 15
Not seeing the logic in that spite. POLICE: This is the police! Where are you holding the marijuana? YOU: Wrong house, stupids. Theres no weed here. *lights up a blunt*
diabian 9
This is why the War on Drugs must end! Its unconstitutional... And has no regards what so ever for the Bill of Rights and Private Property Rights!
Shrike 24
How does that even relate to the FML anyway? The "war on drugs" has to end because the cops might accidentally bust the wrong house once in a blue moon? You sound pretty ******* high and/or stupid.
Nyx_fml 23
Shhhhh, people. Don't let facts get in the way of people's paranoia.
bach2121 13
"Got the wrong house" good one, OP!
willymartinds 9
Funny but embarrassing.
mrtonyanderson 20
Lawsuit time!
KinkyCurly 13
You can't sue because they got the wrong house if it was on the warrant. It was in good faith
Obey_StudBoii 23
#21 You're an idiot. Situations like this call as good faith and don't go left unattended. Learn the law please.
perdix 31
They probably got the video of your ballet act and decided you must have been high.
Omniprism 15
They should pay for your door.
Raleigh_bruh 7
People still grow weed? You'd think it wouldn't be as profitable anymore..
Dynosaur_dollie 38
Why on earth would you think that? There's still huge amounts of people aiming to legalize it, and places that are legalizing it. Weed is very profitable, and unless it suddenly stops getting people high it's going to continue bringing in profits.