It wasn't me
Today, I was in the shower, oblivious to the outside world, when four police officers who had apparently been banging at my door, entered by force. They were doing a bust on a weed farm and got the wrong house. FML
Today, I was in the shower, oblivious to the outside world, when four police officers who had apparently been banging at my door, entered by force. They were doing a bust on a weed farm and got the wrong house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, police barged into my apartment for a drug raid, but they had the wrong address. They came in while I was naked on my couch and didn't even apologize for breaking my door. FML
Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML
Today, I was delivering a pizza but I got the address wrong. When I got to the house, I was surrounded by police and put in handcuffs at the door. Turns out the wrong address I went to resulted in me interfering with some sort of sting operation. FML
Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML
Today, I had just gotten out of the bath when a police officer knocked on my door. I answered in my towel, and he told me I had to leave due to a bomb scare. FML
Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML
Today, I called the cops on a couple who was fighting outside my window at 4 a.m. They hid in the bushes when the cops came, came back out when they left, and started fighting again. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, at 6 a.m., the cops burst into our home. My husband was slammed to the ground and I had a gun pointed at me. I was naked and eight months pregnant. We had moved in the day before, they were coming to arrest the previous tenant. FML
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Top comments
ThatGuyWhoTalks 10
Good thing they didn't find your weed stash
tygerarmy 35
Hopefully they fix your door.
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Comments (112)
PrincessPinkyPie 6
That sucks .. Hope they paid for damages...
Razman201 14
At least you got away clean XD
kalbrek009 20
File a complaint with the city for the police's obvious lack of intelligence & make them pay for your door. The address on the search warrant should have had the correct address (assuming they had one)...if they didn't have a warrant, they're in serious trouble for illegal entry into your house...sue for the damages & mental anguish.
shakile78 7
Threaten to sue them if they didn't fix your door
TheLawOfSod 4
Sue and complain. What a stupid and life-altering thing to get wrong. Other people in the neighbourhood might see and make false accusations!
whyuacactus 4
naked and afraid
Bludmagnus 13
Proper pretending etiquette involves closed curtains.. but still not cool those guys did that.