Today, I was in the shower, oblivious to the outside world, when four police officers who had apparently been banging at my door, entered by force. They were doing a bust on a weed farm and got the wrong house. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, police barged into my apartment for a drug raid, but they had the wrong address. They came in while I was naked on my couch and didn't even apologize for breaking my door. FML
Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML
Today, I was delivering a pizza but I got the address wrong. When I got to the house, I was surrounded by police and put in handcuffs at the door. Turns out the wrong address I went to resulted in me interfering with some sort of sting operation. FML
Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML
Today, I had just gotten out of the bath when a police officer knocked on my door. I answered in my towel, and he told me I had to leave due to a bomb scare. FML
Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML
Today, I called the cops on a couple who was fighting outside my window at 4 a.m. They hid in the bushes when the cops came, came back out when they left, and started fighting again. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, at 6 a.m., the cops burst into our home. My husband was slammed to the ground and I had a gun pointed at me. I was naked and eight months pregnant. We had moved in the day before, they were coming to arrest the previous tenant. FML
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Top comments
ThatGuyWhoTalks 10
Good thing they didn't find your weed stash
tygerarmy 35
Hopefully they fix your door.
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Comments (112)
ghil_fml 7
did they even say sorry?....
ShadowWolfoxImp 18
wouldn't they be able to smell the weed, or lack there of? I've been around it... its very... fragrant.
MakaylaReneeB 8
A weed house would have a cover smell.
ShadowWolfoxImp 18
Oh yeah.... Sorry! Didn't think about that! ^_^;
tgabes 9
Did they have a warrant? XD
MakaylaReneeB 8
I get freaked out if I hear a little noise, i can't imagine my door being knocked down.
amp147 9
Kinda awkward
KaitlynNeal 13
1) at least it was cops not burglars. And 2) at least they didn't find anything
Jlow17 4
How do you know it's a girl ?
selfsabotage 4
Similar thing happened to a family friend of ours. The guy who lives behind my house was threatening to kill himself and was holding his own children hostage and when the police went in to raid the house they ended up raiding a different house a block away. It pays to get the address right.
Simbaby 23
Did they fix the door!?
jaybear13 14
They got the wrong joint, but seriously I really wanna know what they said after they broke in. Hopefully they'll pay for the damages they did.