Embarrassing, Shopping, Awkward and Kids: It's true, though

It's true, though

By humiliated - 20/03/2016 11:54 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the supermarket, I picked up a pack of toilet rolls, at which point my 5-year-old daughter turned to me and screamed, "A CLEAN BUTTHOLE IS A HAPPY BUTTHOLE!" in front of a dozen other people. I have no idea where she heard that. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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By Bailey - 22/08/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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Kids Say the Darndest Things

By Lolabunny - 21/08/2018 04:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I went grocery shopping with my 4-year-old after having some major bathroom issues. As I walked over to get bananas, she yelled out in the middle of the produce section, "DO YOU STILL HAVE DIARRHEA MOMMY?!" FML

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By super maman - 30/09/2014 03:08 - France - Montauban

Today, in a supermarket, my four-year-old son whispered to me, asking if the checkout lady was able to wash between her fat rolls. She heard. FML

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Stunned silence

By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 22:42 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my 7 year-old daughter loudly asked in the middle of a supermarket, "Mummy, what's a cunt?" FML

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By sleepy - 23/05/2011 04:57 - United States

Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year-old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML

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Paper-thin walls

By Lauren Davies - 17/09/2019 06:00

Today, I had to tell my 4 year-old, "I'm wiping my butt right now, I can't get you a drink. Please wait a minute." I distinctly heard my neighbor laughing through the bathroom window. FML

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By anonymous - 28/07/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

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By Username - 17/03/2011 04:04

Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2015 01:15 - United States - Mountain View

Today, at a public restroom, I caught my extremely eco-friendly daughter, who was on her period, looking through the trash. When I asked why, she said, "Because I'm looking for pads to use. It'll mean less garbage." I then had to lecture her in the public restroom about health and hygiene. FML

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sp00derman 23

Monday 21 March 2016 0:06

well... she's right

B0RN_kRAZY 16

Monday 21 March 2016 0:07

She got that from the Charmin Ultra Plush toilet paper commercials... DUH

Comments

Estelle101_fml 13

Monday 21 March 2016 1:01

The kids I babysit for agree with your daughter. It's okay, she's 5, at least you know that there's something she'll always clean up.

corky1992 33

Monday 21 March 2016 1:11

Embarrassing for you, hilarious for everyone else.

richardglasscock 10

Monday 21 March 2016 1:17

Is she wrong, though?

MandieL 27

Monday 21 March 2016 1:27

I wouldn't call that embarrassing, I'd call that adorable, and good hygiene :)

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Monday 21 March 2016 1:34

this kid is going places. maybe not college but places.

drewbare 7

Monday 21 March 2016 14:48

That overused joke doesn't apply here

Tomryan279 10

Monday 21 March 2016 1:38

Kids say the darndest things don't they

redscarf_fml 8

Monday 21 March 2016 1:47

I don't really see anything wrong with that. I'm sure people would understand

DeadxManxWalking 27

Monday 21 March 2016 2:27

She isn't wrong though.

TacoCat15 10

Monday 21 March 2016 2:30

Well she's not wrong.

Thorn9000 17

Monday 21 March 2016 2:38

Could have been worse. When I was 5 i wanted a Barbie doll and when mom said no and I asked why, she mumbled "because Barbie's a ****". Little me then proceeded to run around the store yelling " MY MOMMY SAID BARBIE'S A ****!!" XD