Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I order meat well done. He's the third guy to do this. Just the thought of eating undercooked meat makes me gag. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a long text breaking up with me and calling me "selfish", all because I fed my dog half of the roast he made us for dinner. He knows damn well I feed her a raw diet. FML
Today, my boyfriend is pissed at me and went so far as to equate it to cheating that I went out to eat with some friends. I’d love to go to a restaurant with him but he refuses to eat anything other than beef, cheese, white bread, and chicken nuggets. That man has the palate of a 4 year-old. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me home to have dinner with his parents. I couldn’t eat a single bite after watching his mom let her three dogs taste all the food off her hands, while she also licked her own fingers while cooking. Later on, he dumped me for being rude and “too high maintenance." FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend gets lunch every day at Burger King. I confronted him, and he broke up with me. Apparently, he only pretended to be vegan like me to get in my pants, and now the jig is up he dumped me so he can return to having meat at all three meals of the day. FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, my boyfriend spent half his paycheck on gourmet steaks, bacon, and all sorts of other meat. When I reminded him we were trying to go meatless to help the planet, he said, "Yeah, I'm done with that. The planet can burn." We'd only been vegan three days. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was kidding when he said he'd dump me if I actually ate pineapple on pizza. I ordered it. I ate it. I'm now single. FML
Today, my boyfriend is an incredibly adventurous eater. We were on a road trip and stopped at a place that had "Fried brain sandwiches" and he insisted on trying one. He loved it. Just watching him eat it made me so sick that I still feel nauseous hours later. FML
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unashamedfemale 9
gross, but not breakup worthy. fyl
sirrubberduckie 37
If you're talking about steak, even the cautious food safety standard is 145°, which corresponds to medium, not well-done. It's actually probably riskier to eat a steak that's well-done, because it can contain more cancer-causing chemicals due to high temperatures.
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sirrubberduckie 37
If you're talking about steak, even the cautious food safety standard is 145°, which corresponds to medium, not well-done. It's actually probably riskier to eat a steak that's well-done, because it can contain more cancer-causing chemicals due to high temperatures.
unashamedfemale 9
gross, but not breakup worthy. fyl
Hangryko 32
Whoever downvoted this comment, mind your own steak and get a life.
Hangryko 32
The trash took themselves out. You deserve someone with the emotional maturity to not care how cooked your steak is.
FluffythePink 24
Next time try ordering a steak 'just off the pink'. I like my steak still tender and juicy but I do NOT like it pink. Just off the pink is a nice compromise between medium and well done. If you can deal with it then you'll avoid all the steak snobs who immediately throw a screaming blasphemy tantrum at just the words 'well done'. Or just date vegetarians 🤷
DLBL 23
He must have just wanted an excuse to break up with you, and picked a lame one. You're better off. No one should tell others what to eat.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
We live in way too petty of a society if people are breaking up because of one's meat preferences. I can't stand undercooked meat, either. Medium rare? No thanks... I always order medium or medium well (depending on the restaurant, as some cook it too long or not enough). You're better off without those weirdos.