Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
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Today, I decided to finally use the gym membership I got a few weeks ago. After I returned to the locker room, the locker I used was opened with all my stuff, including my iTouch, cell phone, and my wallet with cash stolen. It turns out I left the sticker that tells you your combo on my new lock. FML
Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML
Today, my brother thought he would take my key and steal my shoes from my football locker while I was at practice. What he didn't think about was him leaving my locker unlocked for the 3 hours of practice. Someone stole my iPod, my cell phone, my wallet, and all of my clothes. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML
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iispyderii 0
How can anyone say YDI?
stone_light 0
@ #30, ya because when i go to the gym i wear my shorts with POCKETS which are so open then any form of running would make my expensive ipod and cell phone fall out of my POCKETS and break. i love having to carry around electronics which get covered in my sweat which is soooo good for them in my POCKETS. and in case you dont already know, many gyms have swimming pools. so i will just take my phone, ipod, and keys in my POCKETS and swim. maybe when i do sit-ups, hopefully that movement around my wasteline won't cause my electronics to fall out of my POCKETS leaving them out in the open. YAAAY POCKETS for solving all of my workout needs. and YAAAY gym lockers for being completely useless when i have my perfectly impractical POCKETS to use!! you are so ******* stupid
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TheBananaTheif 0
Almost all keys have the make/model on them, and the thief could try every car of that make/model. Also, if it unlocks/locks electronically, the thief could press the unlock, panic or lock button and find the car that way. Alternative, try every car in the parking lot.
ilovedonkeys11 0
If they took your iPod how did u post this FML???
HanaFML 10
Don't worry OP, karma will catch the theif.
ArmsRaceGuitar 1
that suxxx
CzechDeCas 8
That is truly a bad day haha. Sorry.
Mocher 5
candians aren't as friendly as you think ehh?
smittyboy123 16
I'm pretty sure we go to the same gym... Brenda at the front desk told me this exact story and I'm from canada
anonymous6847684 3
who takes lock cutters to a gym?
FatherofTime87 18
What if the thief used OP's phone to post this fml ironically?
Devindelon 17
I thought that everyone in Canada was nice.
maty172 14
He's from Alberta. That is pretty much the Canadian version of Texas.