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Inspiring

By indierocklove - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 738

You deserved it 8 936

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By dan - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Reserved

Today, we had a sprint race in gym class that I wasn't looking forward to because I'm a little chubby. The race started and I shot off as fast as I could, somehow in the lead. Everyone was cheering. When I was nearing the finish line I turned around, only to see the race hadn't started yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 674

You deserved it 9 154

Gym bro

By kaplwv116 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my extremely in-shape boyfriend told me he hasn't had a chance to work out lately. I jokingly poked him in the belly saying he's getting chunky and winked. He burst into tears. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 054

You deserved it 41 204

By dumbo - 30/07/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 876

You deserved it 18 911

Back to square one

By nurseITHINKNOT - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I finally started my job as an in-home caregiver. The man I was hired to care for died two hours after I made it to his house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 797

You deserved it 3 947

Not the smartest

By ugh Buck! - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog, and when his name was called, my dog got so excited that he jumped face-first into my TV. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 465

You deserved it 4 540

Misunderstanding

By vanessa_d15 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 108

You deserved it 6 735

This is a low

By Stella - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I chipped my tooth on a beer bottle. While I was drinking alone in my basement. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 354

You deserved it 28 771

Debate perverts

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my music students began a lively debate about whether or not a music stand would make a good weapon for the zombie apocalypse. What am I teaching them? FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 634

You deserved it 960

By stressedartist - 09/09/2016 12:43 - United States

Today, I ran over Oprah. FML

I agree, your life sucks 499

You deserved it 70

Instant cure

By Username - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff

Today, I had been sick all day, so to cheer me up my dad drove me to get ice cream. On our way back, we hit a puppy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 572

You deserved it 4 942

Laterial 3

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:08

Gotta love Zombieland!

frutoish 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:07

That's what got me going. Gotta survive the zombie apocalypse.

Comments

redrat 5

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:11

.......................... Zombies can't run there dead

Legolandlord 4

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:17

But they can still crawl and eat u

TeeHee124 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 0:20

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM Delicioso!

TheHoboWerewolf 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 1:32

Um hold on one second...have you even seen 28 days later? Or how bout Dawn of the Dead?! those bastards are fast and since they're dead they are more flexible to run! Common sense man! lol

TheHoboWerewolf 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 1:32

Um hold on one second...have you even seen 28 days later? Or how bout Dawn of the Dead?! those bastards are fast and since they're dead they are more flexible to run! Common sense man! lol

TheHoboWerewolf 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 1:33

My bad for the double post. ^ :P

rooneyroo 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 3:03

Did you just make a reference to fictional characters and then say "common sense" in the same sentence?

Gruv3r14 1

Thursday 4 August 2011 3:22

Read the zombie survival guide by max Brooks, you can download the PDF at 420ebooks.com

organicmtdew 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 4:15

they also can't exist COS IT'S ******* FICTION, you ass!

cdninf 4

Thursday 4 August 2011 5:14

if there was a zombie apocalypse and it were left4dead zombies we would all be ******! : P

Kingcc 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 6:51

BOOMERRRR!!!!

TheHoboWerewolf 0

Friday 5 August 2011 6:31

Well Rooney...I'm sorry that not everyone has your incredibly high level of perception but instead of being a ******* douche, next time...just realize the sarcasm. Now go crawl back up your momma's snatch and die! :)

TeeHee124 0

Friday 5 August 2011 21:28

Left4dead? Coach is the BEST

xNephilim 18

Thursday 13 September 2012 9:50

152... That really doesn't say much. Right now, flying cars are mostly fiction (unless you count the hovercraft as a flying car), but sometime in the future, they'll be a reality. Also, zombies are technically possible. They're dead bodies that are still firing brain signals. I forgot how exactly, but several scientist have shown theories as to how zombies could be real.