I'm OK!

By MAC. - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML
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Not a morning person at the best of times

By shouldhavestayedinbed - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my doorbell rang while I was still in bed. I leapt out and immediately got a severe cramp in one leg, then, staggering around trying to throw some clothes on, I scraped the other leg badly enough to draw blood. When I got to the door there was nobody there, just a parcel on the doorstep. FML
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TKello 6

I"m sorry, but I find that incredibly sweet, he cares. Though if you want it to stop, why not just go to the ER and put his fears to rest?

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SongBiird 6

Well, it could of ended much worse. You could have slammed the door hard enough to cause brains and head juice to squirt out of your nose. (: But on the serious note: That's really sweet of your boyfriend. Maybe you do have a concussion, be glad he cares and doesn't want you to slip away from him.

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Paco_el_Taco 17

Sounds like a good Boyfriend then. The last thing you want to do if you have a concussion is fall asleep.

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MetalOcelot 5

Your boyfriend cares about you, this is not an fml. If it were, it'd probably go something more like this: "Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend thinks it's hilarious and has been constantly slamming things into my head to "relive the moment". FML

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

I've done that so many times before, it's not funny anymore. But at least it didn't have any negative effect---I AM A STEGOSAURS!

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lonkite101 14

I like trains.. Wait we're doing an asdf movie thing, right guys?? Right??

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chocolatepandas 2

*looking at a book upside down* hehe...I can't read.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

"Honey, do you like my new shoes?" "You are a chair, darling." "I can dream, Harold!"

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lonkite101 14

"Honey, why is the baby on fire?" Baby:"goo" "BUY ME MORE JEWLERY"

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ImmaB3AST 7

I'm gonna do an Internet. Magical shit happens. I'm Gonna do a book! *nothing happens* Awe.

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AutumnnRosee 5

"It says gullible on the ceiling!" "So it does-oh you stole my lungs"

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j_cat187 19

Correct. Watch out, he has a nose!!! *rapid gunfire*

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Kiki242 19

Awwww he just cares. At least he's not being a douche towards you.

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TBelle4Ever 15

I wish I had a boyfriend that was that sweet! You can see, he truly cares for you OP.

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ImmaB3AST 7

At least he's trying. I wish I had a boy- girlfriend that did that.

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Cian_1 28

this really isn't an FML, this shows that you have a loving boyfriend! Now if he just left you there, and you actually did have a concussion, I'm sure you'd be more pissed off at him! Be happy that he cares. :)

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vampiress91 7

How is that an FML? He cares about you...

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