I'm OK!

By MAC. - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML
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Not a morning person at the best of times

By shouldhavestayedinbed - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my doorbell rang while I was still in bed. I leapt out and immediately got a severe cramp in one leg, then, staggering around trying to throw some clothes on, I scraped the other leg badly enough to draw blood. When I got to the door there was nobody there, just a parcel on the doorstep. FML
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TKello 6

I"m sorry, but I find that incredibly sweet, he cares. Though if you want it to stop, why not just go to the ER and put his fears to rest?

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missalice0306 19

Your boyfriend cares about you. Shut up.

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MBrien 11

I'm curious how you managed this...

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jjmiller1001 17

How Do you slam the car door on your head? Sounds like you were trying to get on fml

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emmapigd 1

That's really sweet it shows that he cares about you. So stop acting like a brat and stop being a bitch.

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Nbackus9 4

How do you slam your head shut in a car door?

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erinchick1 7

I was wondering the same thing. I can see you hitting your self with the door but not getting it slammed in the door.

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nutellaisawesome 5

At least he cares and isn't just like whatever.

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Cian_1 28

my comment ran away. :( I think it got scared by the possibility of being subjected to favouritism by thumbs. :P

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