wtf, he was happy? And I'm sry about the bullies :S I feel you...

Well stop feeling him, you common s l u t, don't you think she's been bullied enough? I say SHE because SHE is clearly a commy pig for not standing up for HERself like a real gun-toting capitalist would, yee-haw!

@KaySL obviously your a fag that thinks they're better than everyone else.

I think I may need to nail a disclaimer to the wall warning that any and all comments are riddled with sarcasm and aren't meant to be taken at face value. Iaisus.

you ^ are an ass hole

You ^ need to read. Also, beats being looking an even bigger fool by clearly not understanding a word I'm saying *whistles*

You ^ made my day.

What data? I was under the impression that between their ears lay... well a gaping void/abyss. Mhhmm... abysssss *licks lips* And what's this UBS port technology you speak of? A variant on USB, no doubt, but... "Universal Binary Slutport"? Hey, it was a wild guess, don't judge me O.O

"i feel you"? hahahahaahahh i think its supposed to be "i feel for u" not making fun tho just funny lol

No, no way at all, Mercy *returns to preparing the invocation for the Robot Army summoning*

@28 no. saying "I feel you" is slang for "I understand." KSLay (hope I spelled that right >_>) was making a joke based on a pun on that comment's choice of words. People took it too seriously, she was kidding.

edit: oh, it's KaySL. I tried *laughs*

Thank you, Sarcdude. You will of course pay for that "typo" with your life... muhahaha >_>

Nah just shitting about, finally someone around here capable of detecting sarcasm/joking :D

Nah it's fun watching you take down the arse's that take your comments to heart. *sigh* sweet justice... Especially when other people point out to the said arse that it was sarcasm...

Sarcdude's mah name, ma'am. I had the intention of making several sarcastic comments myself actually.

But EW, shitting about?! D: NASTY! That's quite unsanitary you know. :/

11 kill streak, AC-130 standing by,

MULTI-KILL!! 20 Kill streak, EMP Waiting your orders..... DamnDatFML destroyed attack helicopter, harrier, and chopper gunner

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RADIATION has infected those outside the blast radius. Everyone is now man eating Zombie. 4 people survived with guns.

Left4Dead2--- to be continued in another FML

*** Bows Down***

" Thnks For Listnening guys"

Springfield elementary.

hogwarts.

obviously.

Hmmm think about it this way... atleast you didnt get in that much trouble.. although its wierd that he didnt get angry at you for setting off the fire alarm.. why not just tell him it was the bullies instead? Get them introuble!!

7th!!!!!

it doesnt actually say the principal was happy..
just that it was nice he was fitting in which means the OP doesnt usually interact with other students (not including the bullying) the school is probably of people who will end up in jail or on the dole and i hope the OP realizes that if they keep there head down, they will probably have them working for them.

Yeah, when you have a bully and a fool for a headmaster it sets the tone for the whole school.

Hey, why do these comments start with #9? The mods are going crazy deleting anything slightly thought provoking these days. Soon it will be nothing but, "lol" sarcasm and "first"

Wow when I pulled the fucking fire alarm I got suspended for 5 months and was sent to multitudes of programs to 'straighten out'. Not FML, FTW for this monstrosity.

instead of isolating yourself, make some friends. Join a club. They'll stick up for you && you'll enjoy highschool more :)

Oh, look. Someone who clearly never had any trouble in high school :)

What kind of club when the head teacher prefers delinquents and bullies to introverts?

Most fire alarms involve pulling something (like a lever) down. How did you being shoved result in the fire alarm going off?

i've been to three UK secondary schools, so i'm going to assume this one is the same and has little red boxes with a glass cover that needs to be broken. And I have known ones to be set of by just falling against them

Fuck bullies... and fuck that school for not noticing that you're being bullied and doing something about it. Stay strong, OP. I was bullied in high school too, and now, every year or so I run into one of them, working at Hot Topic or Blockbuster. It's pretty satisfying. :) Bullies are cowards with no future.

You shoulda punched those assholes in the face op