Dentist and Health: How very dare you? - FML

How very dare you?

By Anonymous - 18/04/2015 16:45 - United States - Oakland

Today, I went to the dentist for the first time in years. His first comment upon inspecting my teeth: "Meth. Hell of a drug." FML

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By Vxale - 29/09/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2009 20:56 - United States

Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML

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By bananayellowteeth - 03/05/2009 08:37 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist. After drilling my teeth for what seemed like hours, he gave me a long speech about how if I continue to smoke, the yellowing of my teeth won't be the only problem. I don't smoke. I never have. FML

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Levelling down

By Yellow - 09/10/2023 17:30

Today, I told a friend I was going to the dentist for the first time in years. He immediately replied, "Yay! Teeth whitening!" I hadn't mentioned teeth whitening. I'm not even going for teeth whitening. -5 XP new insecurity unlocked. FML

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By Gee... Thanks - 03/09/2014 01:35

Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML

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Take it while you can

By thanks..? - 03/11/2018 17:30

Today, my dentist told me I had a good tongue. That's the best compliment I've gotten in months. FML

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By bdogge99 - 02/04/2012 05:59 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was at the dentist. During my check-up, he recommended a dermatologist. FML

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Drilling

By Novocain - 20/04/2009 05:20 - Australia

Today, I went to my new dentist and before he started looking at my teeth, I told him my previous dentist had never found a single thing wrong with my teeth. After looking around, he chuckled humourlessly and called my last dentist idiotic. I now have a $580 bill and a root canal next week. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By gottaflossmoreoften - 13/04/2015 15:40 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, I finally heard a woman tell me "I've never seen one so big before!" Too bad it was my dentist talking about one of my cavities. FML

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patrickalamo 47

Sunday 19 April 2015 5:48

Brush and floss twice a day...

Desi_D123 27

Sunday 19 April 2015 5:43

Quite a charmer your dentist is

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Chicagoillinois 18

Sunday 19 April 2015 20:52

Mind me asking if he's correct?

JpTheGreat23 19

Sunday 19 April 2015 21:27

YDI because either you kept your teeth extremely horrible. Or you do meth too much.

flexseal 14

Sunday 19 April 2015 21:29

good hygiene is important. HYGIENE IN GENERAL IS IMPORTANT

gintwinsmoore 20

Sunday 19 April 2015 22:25

Damn...your teeth looks like you've been using meth???? ydi for not practicing proper oral hygiene, OP!!! Did you know that you could get heart disease from not practicing proper oral hygiene???

boydope420 8

Monday 20 April 2015 3:07

This dentist is either a dick or a really funny guy

TunechiKing 7

Monday 20 April 2015 6:15

God forbid your dentist makes a joke. Oh how your life must suck.

shemademedoit 20

Monday 20 April 2015 6:37

don't do it!

Desi_D123 27

Tuesday 21 April 2015 6:35

Really wish OP would post a follow up...

erriiinn 9

Tuesday 21 April 2015 7:58

Maybe you should take care of your teeth at home

AliciaMeow 12

Thursday 23 April 2015 6:52

YDI for not taking care of your teeth. Disgusting, op.

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