Intimacy: Hot stuff

Hot stuff

By anonymous - 07/06/2009 06:18 - Korea Republic of

Today, I met a hot guy at the club. We danced and had a really good time, so I invited him home with me for the night. The next morning, I awoke to the sound of what I thought to be running water. I looked up to find him, naked, and pissing into my air conditioner unit. FML

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Sunday 7 June 2009 16:19

YDI for bringing random people into your apartment, *****.

breakthesky 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 16:14

Haha um...

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kinkyboots 0

Monday 8 June 2009 20:13

I also agree with #22.. and wow, what a prize specimen... :/

Slim_Shady_Lp 0

Monday 8 June 2009 21:04

This sounds made up!

lolzforfun228 3

Monday 8 June 2009 22:29

lol and btw YDI for being a *****

narehs 0

Monday 8 June 2009 22:51

do you not have a tiolet in your house???

notyerpirate 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 0:30

your fault. don't bring home skanky one night stands and expect it to be awesome. if you met him at a club then he was trying to pick up chicks and he isn't a real person. of COURSE he peed in your AC.

amazingkate 0

Tuesday 9 June 2009 1:31

i'm not going to say i've NEVER had a one night stand in my life, but whether it's my house or theirs, i always have enough of a read on someone to know if they are the "piss in your ac unit" type or something else just as disturbing. YDI. on the plus side, you will now always have an ace in the hole for "never have i ever" games.