ACAB and Transportation: Hog on hog action

Hog on hog action

By auscop - 17/09/2009 10:57 - Australia

Today, I pulled someone over for speeding. He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine. It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wearing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine. FML

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By lance - 10/04/2010 05:00 - Australia

Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2018 12:00 - United States

Today, I got fired because I abruptly hung up on my boss while being pulled over for talking in a hands free zone. I also got a $300 fine. FML

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It wasn't me, officer

By wrongcar - 03/11/2009 18:00 - United States

Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML

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By randinosaur - 13/03/2011 12:48 - United States

Today, a cop rear-ended me. Then I received a ticket from him for driving too far under the speed limit. We were in a school zone. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 06:24 - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. After writing the ticket, he asked me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scared. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML

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Great move

By TheGreatAndPowerfulDerp - 13/09/2020 05:02

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. Knowing how much more it would cost in the long run, I handed the officer my license with $300 in cash, "as something to consider for just a warning." He came back with a ticket and verbally warned me that police bribery is a felony. He kept the money. FML

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By shook - 06/09/2017 14:00 - United States - Clermont

Today, I crashed into a pole on purpose as a cop pulled me over for speeding. I figured the officer would feel bad for me and that the cost of fixing my car would be less than a ticket. He gave me one anyway. FML

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Double down

By Dani_Rich - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was pulled over by a motorcycle cop for speeding in a 25 MPH zone. As the cop was walking towards my car, I flicked my cigarette butt out of my window. So, the cop did me the pleasure of writing me two tickets instead of one. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2010 14:16 - United States

Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML

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TheTruth1428 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 20:32

Yeah, God forbid he actually did his job. It's scum like you who think it's okay to break the law if it's "only a little."

Rathmec 0

Thursday 17 September 2009 20:33

Yeah I know. Totally. F*ck him for pulling someone over that was going over the speed limit. I hate when cops pull people over for breaking the law. What a c*ckhole of a policeman.

Comments

llllJakubllll 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 5:54

You gave him a ticket for going 10 over the speed limit, what a ******* fagget.

ShowStopper68 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 16:01

if you pulled me over for going ten over I'd tell you to go **** yourself you chinsey bastard.

kingdomhearts3 0

Tuesday 1 February 2011 5:38

no you wouldn't pussy...stop trying to sound like a tough online..telling a cop to go **** yourself when he gives you a ticket because you broke the law doesn't make you tough...you would have to be some special kind of stupid to do that.

jacetopia96 1

Monday 8 November 2010 9:12

Get corporately owned.

Erinx 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 19:25

Haha f*ck you pig!

polorbear 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 3:59

that's what the ****** cop gets I hate u guys

keithandra 0

Tuesday 8 February 2011 15:39

You people screaming "YDI" are, in fact, mentally handicapped. The police officer was doing his job. Believe it or not, it's the LAW to go the speed limit. How you people got your license amazes me if you don't realize this.