Miscellaneous: Hitting it off

Hitting it off

By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2009 10:55 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty, and asked for her number. She replied, "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML

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By pimpdaddyX - 22/09/2012 16:22 - Malaysia - Shah Alam

Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML

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By musamalia - 06/01/2009 11:58 - France

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

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By Noname - 16/02/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

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Denied

By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 14:02

Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML

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By philderichmond - 14/06/2009 02:24 - United States

Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML

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Fat chance

By Dave - 23/04/2012 13:22 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML

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By mrdave - 04/07/2009 05:54 - Canada

Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

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You deserved it 3 421

Misleading

By KL. - 05/06/2009 19:46 - Canada

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

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brill 3

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:28

that's so insulting :( you should give someone else her number instead of your friend :)

brunocbreis 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 20:28

You're disturbingly creepy D:

Comments

ILoveJace01 0

Monday 31 August 2009 1:59

I'm sorry. That sucks. I wouldn't have given the instructions to my friend.

tmptmptmp 0

Monday 31 August 2009 3:51

Give her an 809 number (http://www.snopes.com/fraud/telephone/809.asp)

sar86 1

Monday 31 August 2009 4:27

Bitches like that deserve a smack!

Vaetrus 0

Monday 31 August 2009 4:43

So after your conversation with her, and not your friend, she chose the friend she did not talk to?

Ludaman44 0

Monday 31 August 2009 5:26

Its good to pick up chicks at a bar, but if you were looking for a meaningful relationship the bar is NOT the place for it. better luck next time though.

ithedarkone 0

Monday 31 August 2009 5:55

lol the minute you got the note should of took it crumble it up and throw it in the back of her head and say b!tch you uglier then a a mangy ugly ass dog oh wait a mangy dog is still a b!tch B!TCH

polo27 0

Monday 31 August 2009 6:58

wow what a BITCH.

Thecloak 0

Monday 31 August 2009 7:03

This didn't happen, well, unless the girl was really really stupid, or you are really really ugly. :) jk, fyl if this did happen, stop clogging the boards if you're making it up.