Work: Highlight of the week

Highlight of the week

By Tyler - 06/05/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. FML

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By Ophelia - 22/11/2012 05:44 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I was so bored with my job at McDonald's that I actually hoped someone would come in and make a huge mess for me to clean. No one did. FML

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Trashed

By Sailorjoe - 25/08/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I had to take out the trash at work and I kept trying to throw it in the dumpster. After five tries I finally made it in. I was feeling pretty good since the bag was heavy. That was until I turned around and saw about 30 of my coworkers applauding and laughing at me. FML

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Crucial information

By no one - 02/06/2020 14:00

Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

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By can't eat paper - 11/05/2014 01:34 - United States

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

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By Stinkbomber - 24/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Woonsocket

Today, at work, our grease traps were getting cleaned out. My desk is right next to the vent for outside air, and veryone thought I crapped myself and wouldn't go near me. FML

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By khaelian - 11/11/2010 16:53 - United States

Today, the highlight of my day was that the gas station I work at finally got a new mop head. FML

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I'm lovin' it

By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 17:09

Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML

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You deserved it 125

Zamboni please

By Anonymous - 11/01/2021 05:01

Today, I took a part time job at McDonald’s and started working in the kitchen. The floor is so greasy, you can’t walk normally, you move around like you’re on an ice rink. With some momentum built up, you can even slide a couple of meters when no one is looking. FML

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By Meow - 11/07/2009 06:28 - Australia

Today, while working at McDonald's a car full of obnoxious teens came through. They had made a $30 order, and handed me a tin of small change, claiming that on a McDonald's ad they saw that we, employees, liked counting change. I had to count out $30 in spare change during a rush period at work. FML

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Manage your way out of that one

By can't shut my mouth - 28/01/2017 17:00 - United States - Houston

Today, after a string of crappy employees had come and gone over the month, I was joking to my manager that maybe we should move the "Now Hiring" sign further away from the trash can so we'd stop getting garbage hires. The new girl was right behind me. I'll be her trainer all week. FML

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Beebow_fml 5

Friday 6 May 2011 11:46

Now you have reason to stay.

iLazy 0

Friday 6 May 2011 11:47

Today, you work at McDonalds. Yesterday, Burger King. Tomorrow, KFC?

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ecoop2011 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 7:18

aww it's okay, I feel the same way sometimes

alicethehatter 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 10:46

Ahaha...oh, man...working retail/food service will do that to you. My whole store got totally stoked when we got dsl on our registers. Nerrrrdy.

stubbs33 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 11:24

I would too. I work at Mcds and we get excited over new brooms. haha

mrjude 3

Saturday 7 May 2011 16:04

This post could've ended with "McDonald's".

Hermeown 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 18:16

I got visibly excited reading this, too. I also work at McDonald's. Fol.

moc3 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 21:24

I work there to and I wish we got new stuff all of our things are broken

fmlll2010 2

Saturday 7 May 2011 21:37

When i worked there we were happy when we got new brooms

tkdlover_119 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 15:43

I work at hardees. if we got new trash cans, I'd be excited too. lol. it's not that bad to be excited that easily...

slynoble32 11

Sunday 8 May 2011 16:14

hold up when u say "visibly excited" like as in u all got bones??

critterlover320 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 22:18

it's ok :) everyone at my McDonalds offered to pay (not be paid) to wear a strawberry lemonade costume!! XD

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