Work: Highlight of the week - FML

Highlight of the week

By Tyler - 06/05/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I work at McDonald's. The entire crew, myself included, got visibly excited that we had new trash cans and dust pans. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Ophelia - 22/11/2012 05:44 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I was so bored with my job at McDonald's that I actually hoped someone would come in and make a huge mess for me to clean. No one did. FML

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Trashed

By Sailorjoe - 25/08/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I had to take out the trash at work and I kept trying to throw it in the dumpster. After five tries I finally made it in. I was feeling pretty good since the bag was heavy. That was until I turned around and saw about 30 of my coworkers applauding and laughing at me. FML

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Crucial information

By no one - 02/06/2020 14:00

Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML

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By can't eat paper - 11/05/2014 01:34 - United States

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

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By Stinkbomber - 24/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Woonsocket

Today, at work, our grease traps were getting cleaned out. My desk is right next to the vent for outside air, and veryone thought I crapped myself and wouldn't go near me. FML

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By khaelian - 11/11/2010 16:53 - United States

Today, the highlight of my day was that the gas station I work at finally got a new mop head. FML

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You deserved it 4 082

I'm lovin' it

By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 17:09

Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML

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You deserved it 125

Zamboni please

By Anonymous - 11/01/2021 05:01

Today, I took a part time job at McDonald’s and started working in the kitchen. The floor is so greasy, you can’t walk normally, you move around like you’re on an ice rink. With some momentum built up, you can even slide a couple of meters when no one is looking. FML

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You deserved it 136

By Meow - 11/07/2009 06:28 - Australia

Today, while working at McDonald's a car full of obnoxious teens came through. They had made a $30 order, and handed me a tin of small change, claiming that on a McDonald's ad they saw that we, employees, liked counting change. I had to count out $30 in spare change during a rush period at work. FML

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Manage your way out of that one

By can't shut my mouth - 28/01/2017 17:00 - United States - Houston

Today, after a string of crappy employees had come and gone over the month, I was joking to my manager that maybe we should move the "Now Hiring" sign further away from the trash can so we'd stop getting garbage hires. The new girl was right behind me. I'll be her trainer all week. FML

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Beebow_fml 5

Friday 6 May 2011 11:46

Now you have reason to stay.

iLazy 0

Friday 6 May 2011 11:47

Today, you work at McDonalds. Yesterday, Burger King. Tomorrow, KFC?

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brkn_hearted 0

Friday 6 May 2011 20:14

working food service before, it can actually be something to be visibly excited about when you get new stuff to replace the shitty equipment you're given. i guess fyl if that was the perk of your life or something... or maybe that you are at mcdonalds. but congrats for graduating highschool!

sheethapins 13

Friday 6 May 2011 20:33

Just wait til new mop day :O

cowgirl333 7

Friday 6 May 2011 20:38

same thing happened with my mcdonalds =(

losrgrl 0

Friday 6 May 2011 21:03

lol. I work at bk and we get excited when we get new brooms and mops. hahaha.

iwouldliketocomm 0

Friday 6 May 2011 21:04

how could you let it get that bad???

csmouton 3

Friday 6 May 2011 21:58

yeah your life does suck. maybe you should look into a real career.....just saying

Schlesselman 8

Friday 6 May 2011 22:03

lmfao!

s0ftlipz 0

Friday 6 May 2011 22:15

I understand because when I worked at taco bell we got excited about those things too. lol.

salooty 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 0:18

get a real job !

womblebat 2

Saturday 7 May 2011 0:29

you had me sold at McDonalds. FYL.

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