Animals, Dogs, Noise and Miscellaneous: Hi Molly

Hi Molly

By bellaellaella - 22/09/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, after months of enduring my neighbor's relentlessly yapping schnauzer, Molly, I moved into a new building. I was greeted by my new neighbor and her yapping rat terrier, Molly. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Nickie809 - 17/09/2012 14:59 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I moved into my new apartment. I was feeling really excited until my new neighbor knocked on my door and left me what looks like rabbit ears on my welcome mat. He just stared at me expectantly as though I should be thankful. FML

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WOOF WOOF

By fuck! - 16/05/2023 18:00 - United States

Today, my upstairs neighbors, in my supposedly pet-free apartment complex, got a puppy. It’s a Great Dane. FML

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By mstannyngdogevr - 28/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Orlando

Today, my fiancé and I moved into a new home a few houses away from our previous one. We were excited about not hearing our roommate's dog howling non-stop anymore. We can hear him from the new house. Very clearly. FML

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Cats 4 life

By Doggone it - 12/11/2022 12:00

Today, I've been living with my new roommate's dogs for three days now. In an ironic twist, the small one is very well-behaved, while the two big ones are disobedient little shits. Every day, I get a thousand more reminders as to why I'm a cat person. I can't do this anymore. FML

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Good boy

By hypocrites!! - 30/08/2023 10:00

Today, I was given an ultimatum; either get rid of my beloved dog who’s my literal only source of happiness, or find a new place to live (which I can’t afford). My asshole neighbors keep complaining about my sweet boy’s barking, meanwhile their bratty bastards are 10 times louder. It’s not fair. FML

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By Mnm54312 - 04/07/2016 07:19 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML

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Noise annoys

By Anonymous - 21/06/2023 21:00 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I’ve been at my new house for a week. My new neighbour’s dog barks non-stop all day, and their newborn baby cries non-stop all night. FML

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By Ghettogirl4life - 12/07/2011 13:34 - United States

Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML

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By welcome to the neighborhood - 28/04/2016 23:35 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2010 02:48 - United States

Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML

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jcscool 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 23:06

time to move again

Vertoule 7

Tuesday 22 September 2009 23:15

Small dogs are the worst dogs ever... They bark at anything, their bark is loud and obnoxious and they don't stop once they started. As for a solution, punt it. Just ******* punt it like Jack Black does in Anchorman...

Comments

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 22 September 2009 23:20

kidnap their dog, and invite the neighbors over for a dinner one day. ;D

DrunkenValor 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 2:16

Wow, I was thinking something similar. But instead of dinner, send them a doggy bag.

DrunkenValor 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 10:31

Or steal the dog, have a wonderful meal and give your neighbours a doggy bag.

imafreak2 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 23:25

YDI for not kicking the first damn dog to begin with. Yappy dogs should be punted into the nearest driving car.

ithedarkone 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 23:30

Well complain to the landlord. Open your mouth. I dont think people have to endure other people's loud and annoying pets. If they cant shut the bitch up then kick the bitch out.