Today, after months of enduring my neighbor's relentlessly yapping schnauzer, Molly, I moved into a new building. I was greeted by my new neighbor and her yapping rat terrier, Molly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I moved into my new apartment. I was feeling really excited until my new neighbor knocked on my door and left me what looks like rabbit ears on my welcome mat. He just stared at me expectantly as though I should be thankful. FML
Today, my upstairs neighbors, in my supposedly pet-free apartment complex, got a puppy. It’s a Great Dane. FML
Today, my fiancé and I moved into a new home a few houses away from our previous one. We were excited about not hearing our roommate's dog howling non-stop anymore. We can hear him from the new house. Very clearly. FML
Today, I've been living with my new roommate's dogs for three days now. In an ironic twist, the small one is very well-behaved, while the two big ones are disobedient little shits. Every day, I get a thousand more reminders as to why I'm a cat person. I can't do this anymore. FML
Today, I was given an ultimatum; either get rid of my beloved dog who’s my literal only source of happiness, or find a new place to live (which I can’t afford). My asshole neighbors keep complaining about my sweet boy’s barking, meanwhile their bratty bastards are 10 times louder. It’s not fair. FML
Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML
Today, I’ve been at my new house for a week. My new neighbour’s dog barks non-stop all day, and their newborn baby cries non-stop all night. FML
Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML
Today, after uprooting my life to help my boyfriend, I realized I receive more affection from my landlord's dog than I have from my boyfriend since I've moved here. FML
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jcscool 0
time to move again
Vertoule 7
Small dogs are the worst dogs ever... They bark at anything, their bark is loud and obnoxious and they don't stop once they started. As for a solution, punt it. Just ******* punt it like Jack Black does in Anchorman...
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Comments (98)
Emzy_x3 0
This made me laugh when I moderated it and it sure as hell made me laugh again. FYL.
plexico 4
"Good golly, Miss Molly! Sure like to ball." -Chuck Berry That is, ball of ground beef laced with strychnine. Problem solved.
BonitaLee 0
molly is the number one name for female dogs.
turbosexophonic 0
my mom's annoying ass puppy is named molly :|
Brolin 4
My neighbor has a Pomeranian like that....guess her name too :P
saddream 0
i wanna name my dog molly so i can say good golly miss molly buy some earplugs? haha good luck
FMLOVER_ 0
MY NAME IS MOLLY im pretty much the only human
lmmmr 0
Why is it that small dog owners think they don't have to train their dogs? If my Australian Shepherd did any of the things the chihuahua next door does, he would be put down.
YDIBITCHES 0
Yeah I agree
Star18lk 0
Isnt that typical my grandma has the shnauzer and her name is molly too!
HBubble 3
Poison it