Today, I overheard a conversation between a coworker and a new employee. The new girl was trying to get familiar with people's names, and she asked my coworker, "Which one is Heather?" He answered, "The annoying one." She said, "Oh, that's Heather." I'm Heather. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Today, I learned how my coworkers differentiate between my coworker and me as we have the same name, when I overheard one of them ask the other, "Which one, ugly Leslie or hot Leslie?" When the answer was "ugly Leslie," he walked straight to me. FML
Today, my first day at the job, I went up to my coworker and began to ask her name. She cut me off and snapped, “I have a name.” FML
Today, my coworker screamed at me for once again calling her by a different coworker's name. They have the same hair, skin color, and body type, so I honestly don’t know how I’m supposed to tell them apart. FML
Today, I overheard a co-worker tell the new guy not to talk to me because I'm a bitch. Apparently, she didn't like it when I told her two weeks ago that she had a drinking problem, which was affecting her work ethic. FML
Today, I started a new job. The supervisor handed me a badge with the name 'Rachel' on it, which is not my name. When I told her this, she responded with, "I know, but it will be easier for the customers to pronounce than your actual name." FML
Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML
Today, a woman from my office called, asking who was in. Only one other woman was in the office. I couldn't remember her name, so I had to awkwardly guess random names while both women listened, obviously aware of what was going on. FML
Today, I got absolutely hammered and noticed this familiar-looking chick. I walked up to her and said, "Oh my god, I know I know you but I don't know where from." Looking annoyed, she replied, "We've worked together for months." FML
Today, my colleague introduced herself and said, "I know how nerve-racking first days are!" Which is nice of her, except I've been at this company longer than she has. FML
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jlynn97 0
well maybe you shouldn't be annoying.
jose1760 1
You should sleep with all the guys in your office so you can be known as the slutty girl insted of the annoying girl.
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xcali_chicax 0
All girls i know named heather are annoying. Doesnt mean all are though.
samiboy9 0
comment could have been moderated but they were to lazy to moderate it so ha mdfkr
x3herox3 0
Ydi for listening in on them. But fyl also for disliktion of the new girl.
sexymango 0
Maybe if you weren't so damn annoying
hcovballer247 0
yeah bitch and annoying are two completely different things...
AddyMilla 0
sorry girl he's just a fagela
AddyMilla 0
sorry girl he's just a fagela
the4starr 3
so a couple of people called you annoying.. so what ?
Bathory_fml 0
Heather likes saying Heather's name, doesn't she, Heather?
droptableusers 7
Today, Heather overheard a conversation between Heather's coworker and Heather's new employee. The new girl was trying to get familiar with Heather's name, and she asked Heather's coworker, "Which one is Heather?" He answered, "The annoying one." She said, "Oh, that's Heather." I'm Heather. Heather, Heather, Heather. Heather. FML
Porcupine011 0
Nice to meet u I'm new and I guess your Annoying Heather? U say: I guess thats me? So hopefully the new girl doesn't call u annoying Heather. Cuz that would suck