Pookaa
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Hermit life
Today, I got a text from someone I've been avoiding saying, "Can I come visit you today?" I replied, "No, sorry, I'm not home." They then replied "Then who is that in your living room?" FML
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futtbuck101 1
Well, who was it?
Save_Bandit 5
Two valid responses: "Apparently I'm bring robbed!" Or "Why are you staring into my living room?"
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futtbuck101 1
Well, who was it?
uncookedyew 4
ydi for lying
fabian21 0
Like the movie Yes Man.
enonymous 9
Dave's not here man
Ugi 27
#1 - I think the implication is that it was her. But what she said was "That would be my BF - he's just back from Afghanistan".
ScaughtieHolden 11
She deserves it, why the hell are people so stupid?
EvilPotato 15
1 OP should say "it's my stepsister."
stacianichole 2
Is that when a person can't come within 300 feet of their family and loved ones offering to help him/her get the help he/she needs because they love & care about the person but OH MY GOD don't come any closer!!!
fanceh 10
I think this was more of an FML not for lying, but for the guy raring into OP's living room...
fanceh 10
I think this was more of an FML not for lying, but for the guy raring into OP's living room...
Roevera 14
Lol That moment you're heart stops, when you know you're busted and can't think of a proper excuse.
ThatOneCanadian 0
35- you tell me, judging by your comment im going to guess you have a lifetime of experience
ibedestinie 0
#29... you're dumb!
tatababe 1
Pro creeper
Caramelox 3
Awk
rallets 23
i hate the phrase "that moment..."
Roevera 14
Haha *phone suddenly rings* what's your favorite scary movie?
Immoral 0
Right
lexa1love 16
"Sorry that was a typo. I'm not going to be home today... or this week... or for the rest of the month actually."
james3005 12
Best reference.
Llama_Face89 34
That's pretty creepy. :
Flutequeen 0
What if it was a robber!?!
howdmynosego 12
Just say that's me but I'm about to leave for work/shop whatever.
Llama_Face89 34
37- It was OP. They said they weren't home to avoid this person but the person was apparently watching them through the window.
HomeAl0ne 20
We assume. She doesn't actually say that she was home and lying.
gotaphd 6
Listen to #109. according to his profile he has tones of experience in this area
yougotapes 7
Lying isn't the way to go...
StoryOfTheYear 15
You like standing too?
yougotapes 7
Standing sitting meh I guess so
jordnlyn 6
Stalking isn't the way to go.
TaylorTheBoss 4
Hungry for a rubix cube??
Stalkers 0
Stalking is fun. You learn a lot about someone.
RandOmPhyXiO 5
The person is creepy and wont go away soo i think lieing is the way to go
bfsd42 20
Nobody ever said the person was a stalker or creeper. Maybe op is avoiding them because she is avoiding paying back a debt or something.
aimeesea75 16
But the person that OP wad avoiding was looking into OP's living room. If that isn't stalkerish then I don't know what is.
anjelicjazzy 6
51: love how your name applies to this FML haha
xNephilim 19
I don't know, maybe they were supposed to be pretty good friends. I know I wouldn't worry about showing up at my friend's house until I got there and then I might just decide to mess with him and ask, only to barge in and say, "told you I'd be here soon."
Save_Bandit 5
Two valid responses: "Apparently I'm bring robbed!" Or "Why are you staring into my living room?"
Save_Bandit 5
*being
chessypie 0
U got u profile pic from ifunny way to go
nollid7 5
He probably knocked up that person and has been trying to avoid them. Learn the game Op.
funnynesh 10
4- the third valid response, "what the **** are you doing in my living room?!"
castrosabeast 7
Creeper status!
kings1fan 6
Man I can't stand people like that! I feel your pain OP
Verchigus 0
I concur
Verchigus 0
I concur
Verchigus 0
F-u-c-k this site double post
jizzwold 21
I think most of the time they would go away if you just told them you didn't like them. Honesty is the way to go.
music87 14
It wouldn't work if OP is an adult and living on their own. But it's a smart idea.
Freeze_fml 17
Tell them you're avoiding them.
yeezheng 6
OP should reply "that's my grandma bathing, are u peeking at her? You peeping tom!"
Freeze_fml 17
Not in the living room hopefully.
Roevera 14
Haha! @12 that made me laugh!
AlexanderSilver 0
In the living room?...
gotaphd 6
Or OP could have just done an evil laugh, whispered im coming for you, and then turn towards the "friend" slowly and creepily Problem solved
WCARlover 35
Thats not at all creepy...
emerynce1326 0
Well obviously you never had a creepy stalker.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Well obviously you have never heard of sarcasm
RockstarRN 10
I believe she was bring sarcastic. Hence the....
evilscorpi 29
just say its your sister or something....then again u could have made a better excuse