Pookaa
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Hermit life
Today, I got a text from someone I've been avoiding saying, "Can I come visit you today?" I replied, "No, sorry, I'm not home." They then replied "Then who is that in your living room?" FML
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futtbuck101 1
Well, who was it?
Save_Bandit 5
Two valid responses: "Apparently I'm bring robbed!" Or "Why are you staring into my living room?"
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Comments (181)
AmieLea18 7
"That's my twin sister. Duh"
flippinfail_fml 7
Well, I see why you're avoiding him.
ambermary101 6
I wouldve said I was grounded.
Btreasure 8
Awwwwwwwwkwarrrrrrrrrrrrrd.
Cheylea 10
Stalker much? Next time close the blinds...
jaredofmo 22
Say you're busy or you have plans. Don't say you're not at home when you are! BTW, totally creepy text...
michi23 0
Creepy!!
copo37 7
Should have grabbed a cucumber, some strong rope, an apple, and some massage oil. Hold them where he can see them and ask If he really wants to go down this route. If he does do it and take tons of pictures, they'll spread like wild fire. If he doesn't want to congrats you just creeped out a creeper.
vipirius 18
cool plan bro.
demonstare7 5
You forgot 4. Duuuhhhh
Havin 19
Whoa! No wonder why you were avoiding 'em! STALKER
Dcm210 19
your a horrible liar.but hope it wasn't an ex or stalker.