Pookaa
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Hermit life
Today, I got a text from someone I've been avoiding saying, "Can I come visit you today?" I replied, "No, sorry, I'm not home." They then replied "Then who is that in your living room?" FML
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futtbuck101 1
Well, who was it?
Save_Bandit 5
Two valid responses: "Apparently I'm bring robbed!" Or "Why are you staring into my living room?"
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gms16 2
Creeper!!
aqueous_love 0
I have a guy that stalks me like that. He lives five states away, yet he still manages to stalk me...
kickblocker 18
he could actually not be there and just saying it to see if you're lying
Arivien 3
woah,that's pretty creepy. call the police?
sierralovesyou 0
Oh that's definetly normal....
ahiddengoddess 9
Stalker
Peachy18 0
Super sketch. :/
noelle247 4
STALKER o:
rockvixen 0
stalker much?
xxkimmyt 9
Op- its just my sister. Creepy guy- how do you know its her? Op-....