Pookaa
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Hermit life
Today, I got a text from someone I've been avoiding saying, "Can I come visit you today?" I replied, "No, sorry, I'm not home." They then replied "Then who is that in your living room?" FML
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futtbuck101 1
Well, who was it?
Save_Bandit 5
Two valid responses: "Apparently I'm bring robbed!" Or "Why are you staring into my living room?"
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fweefwee09 0
Come out of the house and throw the phone at him. Maybe then he'll start realizing you don't like him very much.
satph 12
what a stalker! try drawing the curtains next time?
P374RD3D 9
Hard to hang up on someone who's texting you
skweez_fml 0
Creeper.....O.o......
angel1234567 10
Eeeeeeeee
GoneClubbin 9
Was he lookin in your window
drmountaindeww 0
He's climbin' in you window, snatchin' you ppl up.......
FatMan23 10
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife. And hide yo husband, cause they creepin' ev'rybody out 'ere!
AznShadowWc 9
They????
daniella101 5
Hehehe..... stalker.....
Llama_Face89 34
109- I figured that was the case because OP said they were avoiding the person. I could be wrong.