Pookaa
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Hermit life
Today, I got a text from someone I've been avoiding saying, "Can I come visit you today?" I replied, "No, sorry, I'm not home." They then replied "Then who is that in your living room?" FML
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futtbuck101 1
Well, who was it?
Save_Bandit 5
Two valid responses: "Apparently I'm bring robbed!" Or "Why are you staring into my living room?"
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NOWAYJOSE 14
You could just grab your bag and leave the house, then message back saying 'I'm not at home anymore!'
FrecklestheClare 6
They'd probably follow OP out of the house..
castrosabeast 7
B
jozmejia 13
stalker
tsim_fml 0
Oh boy OP, when will you ever learn? The only way to get out of things or being with people is to fake sick.
kuytsgoldenlocks 1
Never lie your way out of a situation.
ProhibitionRose 14
That's not creepy or anything!! D:
newmandotcom 6
Lying isn't the way to go. Just tell them that you are avoiding them. I'm sure they will get the hint then
supaisu 0
god I hate you for having that picture. I'm hungry now.
SteelCladAngel 0
Reply 'that's the person who just called the cops on the creeper looking into my livingroom and stalking me'
Im2Handsom 1
Hang up, close the blinds, watch TV. :)
LilTiki559 13
Lmao:D, tgats just great! but seriously, happens to me all the time whiLe txtN..:/