Pookaa
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Hermit life
Today, I got a text from someone I've been avoiding saying, "Can I come visit you today?" I replied, "No, sorry, I'm not home." They then replied "Then who is that in your living room?" FML
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futtbuck101 1
Well, who was it?
Save_Bandit 5
Two valid responses: "Apparently I'm bring robbed!" Or "Why are you staring into my living room?"
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hatersgunnahat 0
YDI for lying. Honesty is the best policy.
suckmysarcasm 10
who was phone?
Wire54321 7
Call the cops
Cow_girl_cutie 0
That's when you text back saying "Do you hear those police sirens? Well they're coming for you"
reyisdabest 1
your stupid as **** for avoiding a problem instead of confronting it
Lucina122 0
That's frikin weird.
verlorenerFall 8
Normally I'd say you deserve it, for lying, but this person is clearly stalking you, so f your life. Unless said friend saw you though say, a window looking into your living room, where the blinds/drapes/etc. were open, and y which you have to walk in order to get to the front door, in which case, you definitely deserve it for lying, and lying without hiding proof that you were home.
seximexi911 10
I would've texted back wondering why the hell are you even looking through my window?
jayejayejaye122 3
I think he's a stalker
briaa23 4
wtf i think you should cal the cops