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Hermit life

Today, I got a text from someone I've been avoiding saying, "Can I come visit you today?" I replied, "No, sorry, I'm not home." They then replied "Then who is that in your living room?" FML

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futtbuck101 1

Well, who was it?

Save_Bandit 5

Two valid responses: "Apparently I'm bring robbed!" Or "Why are you staring into my living room?"

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Jujubilee 1

You should have said, "idk, like I said, I'm not home!"

RandOmPhyXiO 5

That fcking sux and is super creepy

hateevryone 15

ummm sweetie. you need to call the police

selene125 3

happenes to me once to but i was hiding so he never saw me :)

hyden121 2

Yikes! Reminds me of "Do you like scary movies?". (Scream reference).

GraceKathryn97 0

Oh My God that's frickin creepy! :

anniexd92 3

That's a stalker right there :)))