Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Today, I woke up at 4:30am because I forgot to turn my Blackberry off 'loud'. I woke up to find an email from my ex-boyfriend's crazy mother who had sent me pictures of her son's wedding that had happened over the weekend. I am still single. FML
Today, at 3am, my boyfriend's phone notifications kept going off. I attempted to wake him up, but he didn't budge. When I went to silence it, I saw his Ashley Madison notification, followed by Tinder, Zoosk, and Plenty of Fish. We've been monogamous over a year... or so I thought. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I went on a date with this guy and he was on his phone the whole night. When I got home I checked his Facebook since he barely paid attention to me. His status was, "So-and-so is taking out the trash" from mobile posted an hour ago. I got home from my date 30 mins ago. FML
Today, I was woken up by an overly sappy good morning text from my boyfriend, complete with kissy-face images. Before I could text him back, he sent a follow-up. "Oops. Wrong person." Wait, what? FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years told me he had a surprise for me at midnight. I stayed up all night, not hearing from him. Finally I get a notification. Apparently, my midnight surprise is that I'm single. FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. Every 20 minutes or so, I'll get a notification that I have a new message, and I check it just to find that same message sitting there. I'm being trolled by my own phone. FML
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Top comments
Cads1 24
Wow, crazy much?
MattStro 23
Somebodies a little impatient.
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Comments (99)
SasquatchDeluxe 10
Sounds like you dodged a bullet.
daemonsparta 16
you luckily dodged a bullet there
darthhera 11
#Straightwhiteboystexting
curiouslilbird 19
Bullet officially dodged. The single life sucks, but not as much as being verbally and emotionally abused.
DoomSkuller 28
Time to put his number on auto-reject, eh
gay_flavored_cx 16
it would've gone bad anyways if he was that clingy.
whoabear 10
Don't even bother with him clearly he doesn't respect you
Etweens96 25
You really dodged a bullet, I dealt with a crazy guy once who was trying out for my band (he was claiming he fell in love with me after we just met,) and wouldn't take no for an answer. I blocked his number (his idiot friend who also auditioned for bass gave him it) and I haven't heard from him since
Lokihashi 10
Its kinda your fault for not even checking the first one :/
MandieL 27
Even if she did glance at the text, a "good morning" text does not require an immediate response. She was sleeping. Had she responded, she would have been engaged in a conversation when she wanted to be sleeping. I could understand this if it was her bf of a while, who was away on a trip, or for work, and they didn't get to talk much, but this was a one date situation, and she had no reason to give up her sleep for him. He had no right to get angry because she wasn't at his beck and call. This is in no way OP's fault, and if you feel it was, then you too need to get your priorities straight when it comes to courting someone.
Meowfml 8
What an ass. I hope you never responded to him.