Clothes, Thief and beach: He needs them more than you

He needs them more than you

By cjj325 - 20/03/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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By paymeinhugs - 17/03/2009 01:04 - United States

Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML

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By criminal tit offender - 31/08/2013 16:25 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML

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By Men '86 - 24/07/2011 06:41 - Canada

Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML

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By iannie - 31/07/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML

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By babyeaternomnom - 30/06/2012 16:22 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

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By Higgs - 02/06/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 04:58

Today, I decided to go for a swim in a river to cool off. Not having a bathing suit, I went in nude. After a refreshing swim, and coming back to shore completely naked, I was greeted by a shocked young woman walking her dog. FML

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st1ckyr1ce 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 9:47

and he didn't take any of your friend's clothes?

truelyajerk 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 13:39

yeah no...skinny dipping on the beach is fine. To those who think its gross, read a book. Fish shit in the ocean, and you think your bathing suit is a filter that prevents anything from getting in? I guess you never have had a sand in your trunks/suit.

Comments

pnrgi 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 12:34

#1 and #2 You don't get just as wet in a swim suit? I didn't realize most people swim in dry suits... I need to go to the beach more.

truelyajerk 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 13:39

Rizzen 27

Thursday 5 December 2013 15:21

its public decency that is the problem here

latuka 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 13:46

as #11 and #12 said, #1 & #2 are you serious? I didn't know that if you wear a bathing suit none of the water is going to get in.... I thought it was just the same as skinny dipping besides the fact that you are naked. Didn't realize the water doesn't seep in anyways.

latuka 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 13:48

and skinny dipping is where it's at. it just sucks ballz that he stole your clothes. FYL

Beccabee 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 13:51

LOL u must have a good sense of style since he didn't take ur friends clothes

Melifaire 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 14:05

#9 - She never really stated it was a /crowded/ beach.

saminess714 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 15:44

She said fairly crowded. YDI for going skinny dipping where there's other people around.

blondechick69 0

Sunday 27 June 2010 23:57

she said they found a really secluded area where they swam. read it again

Nat52482 25

Thursday 2 April 2015 22:25

"We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded..."

ETFQT8U 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 14:45

I hope you went to the beach in a hot pink shirt and a skirt, maybe some flip flops if you're a girl. But if you're a dude, it's kinda gay you went skinny dipping with a guy.

T1A2Z3 34

Friday 9 March 2018 11:38

The gender of the OP is stated as female. The gender of the best friend isn't specified. Surely it's just as gay for two girls to get naked together?

TheAntiComment 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 15:20

homeless guys live in cities.... so you went in a secluded pond hidden in the city? musta been where a sewer leaks out

missmeliss0309 0

Monday 27 July 2009 3:10

you think their aren't homeless people in towns? -.-

kennylou 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 4:43

it's IL, I for one would know that in Chicago there are beaches at lake Michigan, and a homeless man could easily walk there.

ecrw 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 15:20

He probably needed those clothes more than you anyways have a little charity!

thisismyname_fml 1

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:23

#16, yes, she did. OP this is all YDI. If you're going to go skinny dipping in public you have to realize the chance of you being seen, whether someone takes your clothes or not.