LoveDrug
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Ireland
Hard no
Today, the only guy showing slightly any interest in me is a Nazi-obsessed psychopath. He uses lovely pick-up lines such as, "Hey, do you know how much it hurts to staple your hand?" FML
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FernandoTorres_fml 0
Say "No, but you're about to find out", then staple the shit out of his hand. Yeah... that would be hilarious :')
caancoha 0
I prefer when my neo-nazi lover roleplays in the bed. She likes to call me Anne Frank and punish me for being a hideaway jew.
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SelfGenocide 0
I wish I could find a Nazi obsessed person like that lol
fallnangel7 0
ask him if he is from bragster.com, I staple my arm all the time. he'd fit right in!
Aah_Zombies 0
You landed a winner. Maybe he'll stalk you too :D
Extacy23 0
bet he got a boner
sugarbabyxoxo 2
what? you talk about stapeling your hands when you get nervouse? wow someone isn't gettin laid! ahaha
aardvarkish 17
uuuuuuuuihhhhhh hey Beavith... I put a staple in my hand... and then I scored... huh huh... yeah yeah staples are kool !!!
purple91 8
What's wrong with being nazi obsessed?
aardvarkish 17
Being obsessed with anything bodes ill health. National Socialism, the English for ther German acronym rendered "Nazism" has already caused the downfall of virtually every proponant regime.
Oishi_fml 0
Two things: Don't let him put you on a diet and don't let him cook. They sound similar but they REALLY aren't.
Asstazztic 8
Yep he's a keeper lol
KarmaLanding 0
Learn to say this phrase: "Piss off, Nazi twat." Respond to everything he says to you, irrespective of what it is, using this phrase. He might eventually catch a clue.