LoveDrug
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Ireland
Hard no
Today, the only guy showing slightly any interest in me is a Nazi-obsessed psychopath. He uses lovely pick-up lines such as, "Hey, do you know how much it hurts to staple your hand?" FML
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FernandoTorres_fml 0
Say "No, but you're about to find out", then staple the shit out of his hand. Yeah... that would be hilarious :')
caancoha 0
I prefer when my neo-nazi lover roleplays in the bed. She likes to call me Anne Frank and punish me for being a hideaway jew.
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aethum 0
I know that kid. Ginger nazi at Belmont?
randohsix 0
you're probably fat... ?
xMyazXtr3me 0
You should say, you know how much it hurts to get kicked in the nuts?
newmanlyman3 8
that listed about 20% of my 1600 high school
M4V3R1CKR13 0
dose he like playing cod 5
skyeyez9 25
When I was in high school there was a guy who sat a couple desks adjacent from me, who was a creep like your nazi admirer. He would fasten safety pins in his forearm. I asked him why and he said "I'm bored and like the pain." He was a tiny guy: a junior, about 5ft3 and 110-120lbs
skyeyez9 25
Last year, I saw on the news that Dave Carroll aka safety pin boy was arrested for murdering his foster child. He Went out of town for the weekend but left the toddler gagged and bound to a chair. Put the chair in a closet. Burned the body when he reasized he died. When asked WHY: "Well I fed him and left a fan on to keep him comfortable."
bezach 0
come witn me and I'll intraduce you to my father...have you ever heard of Walt Disney?
samantha_durano 6
stapling one's hand does hurt.
shiznutmuffin 0
#78 how can you have a sense of humor about hitler killing 11 million people, you are a horrible person
shiznutmuffin 0
oops I meant #74 sorry
DeservedIt 0
#110: Hey, stop telling us not to laugh about this! You want those 11 million people to have died for nothing?
sugarbabyxoxo 2
@ 110 Ficken Sie! Haha, den ich Sie in meinen Ofen stellen werde! bitch! lol