LoveDrug
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Ireland
Hard no
Today, the only guy showing slightly any interest in me is a Nazi-obsessed psychopath. He uses lovely pick-up lines such as, "Hey, do you know how much it hurts to staple your hand?" FML
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FernandoTorres_fml 0
Say "No, but you're about to find out", then staple the shit out of his hand. Yeah... that would be hilarious :')
caancoha 0
I prefer when my neo-nazi lover roleplays in the bed. She likes to call me Anne Frank and punish me for being a hideaway jew.
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Comments (146)
jxexcxi 0
I agree with #105.
Jazz_hands 0
sxc does he got msn?
KYTRwerepyre 0
if he wasnt nazi that pick-up line would probably work on me...
WakingTheFallen 2
Same. O_o
hollyHURR 0
This reminds me of my ex :') Actively avoid this man.
Rawr1996 0
omg a guy i like is obsessed with nazis too its so wierd! :/
lonidani9229 3
wow ur life is pathetic
LeeRichie 0
sounds like my ex
lilpac 0
how is that a good pickup line?
LegitDGK 0
kinky maybe some roleplaying and I'll be the first ppl 2 use a stapler as a sex toy
mysteria_fml 0
are you dating my brother? lol