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By LoveDrug - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Ireland
By LoveDrug - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Ireland
*sigh* sounds dreamy ;) fyl op, sorry hon!
how long does it takes to put a fml thingi...?
You sound desperate and I'll guess you are sexually inexperienced. Here's what ya do: Put on your Eva Braun wig and tell him to drop trou so you can salute Der Fuhrer. Let him blitz your krieg for a few months until you learn some good technique. On D-Day, shoot him in a bunker and start ******* French, British and American guys. Forget the Russians, you'll get an iron beef curtain from them!
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Put some staples in your hand and give him a tug?
Lol¡ Fun stuff.
Hey girl, anybody would ask for that in a man, sieze him before someone else does!
Holy shit I might know that guy. XD
Webb sie nicht wollen, dass ihn, nehme ich ihin, ich liebe Nazi/Jewish rolle spielen. translate it your own damn self.
Everyone who doesn't own a copy of Thriller, leave the room now!!!
I don't know whats worse. he/she being so conceited he/she thinks that was a pick up line, or someone wanting so much attention they staple their hand.
im 1/3 nazi german 1/3 jew 1/3 mexican made a beautiful species! look how i turned out!
why are you a ******* Jew or something snick? sorry I'm Agnostic! so be happy woth your beliefs, and carry on. don't even say I'm anything cause your Jewish and I said the picture on #69 is discusting! I'm allowed an opinion. so are you. butt correct me, how the **** do I fit that criteria, I have black friends, I'm bi sexual, I don't preach, and I'm not predjidus or however it's spelt. so give me a good reason how I am what you called me.
snick! actually I'm not against Jews! I disagree with your belief's! so technically your a hypocrate for saying that! just because I don't believe the same things as you, and the fact that I'm Agnostic doesn't make me a "bigot". I think you are for calling me names cause I don't like the Jewish beliefs. never said I didn't like jewish people. I have Jewish friends. so suck a fat one!
Snick, you don't need to classify everyone according to your labels. Just because she doesn't agree with Jewish beliefs doesn't make her a bigot of certain religious groups. For instance, I don't agree with the deification of some users for their apparent wittiness but that doesn't mean I don't think they're funny at times and hate them if I knew them in person...
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Say "No, but you're about to find out", then staple the shit out of his hand. Yeah... that would be hilarious :')
I prefer when my neo-nazi lover roleplays in the bed. She likes to call me Anne Frank and punish me for being a hideaway jew.