LoveDrug
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Ireland
Hard no
Today, the only guy showing slightly any interest in me is a Nazi-obsessed psychopath. He uses lovely pick-up lines such as, "Hey, do you know how much it hurts to staple your hand?" FML
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FernandoTorres_fml 0
Say "No, but you're about to find out", then staple the shit out of his hand. Yeah... that would be hilarious :')
caancoha 0
I prefer when my neo-nazi lover roleplays in the bed. She likes to call me Anne Frank and punish me for being a hideaway jew.
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fmlurlife 0
oooooh sexy!!
epictrollathon 0
I say fight crazy with crazy by getting all psycho-eyed and stapling your hand right up in front of his face. It'll hurt less than dating a Nazi.
Cupffin 0
OMG SO FUNNY. BECAUSE SIEG FAIL RYHMES WITH SIEG HEIL! YOU'RE SO ******* HILARIOUS, I'M DIEING OF LAUGHTER YOU'RE SO HILARIOUS!
Guuurlplease 0
I know how much it hurts...
TuM_TuM 0
should have said "Yea I also know how it feels to staple the head!". guy: "really? does it hurt?". you: "find out for yourself!" and smack him in the head with a stapler
psyco5000 0
WOOT!!! WHITE POWER!!!
Mahyar 2
just be glad you aren't a Jew or black or gay or have brown hair or eyes.. if your any of those your screwed lol.
cowgod 0
is his name skylar and do you look like a Mexican Jew?
zinc890 0
that's cool :) while I find this odd to say- give him a chance.
xoluvinshayxo 0
put a mustache on him, and take him to the next vterans convention. they'll be aiming their guns when they find out hitler's alive