LoveDrug
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Ireland
Hard no
Today, the only guy showing slightly any interest in me is a Nazi-obsessed psychopath. He uses lovely pick-up lines such as, "Hey, do you know how much it hurts to staple your hand?" FML
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FernandoTorres_fml 0
Say "No, but you're about to find out", then staple the shit out of his hand. Yeah... that would be hilarious :')
caancoha 0
I prefer when my neo-nazi lover roleplays in the bed. She likes to call me Anne Frank and punish me for being a hideaway jew.
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bolingtexas 0
today, I realized that you can't spell realized.
PsychoMerk 0
Snickers wins :}
farsidee 0
Damn Snickerdoodles. At first I thought you were going to call him an ass for correcting another person's grammer : ( I guess that day will never come.
wooow_sucks_for_ 0
it would be veeeeery ironic.
repyourcliche 0
actually, snick, in britain we pronounce it arse. adapt or die :)
Freeze_fml 17
And here in the United States, we don't.
Bullet4MyChemaMo 12
@ # 15, the OP is Irish. We spell it 'realised' over here. Americans just messed around the spellings of words to make the languages different. e.g. harbour, honour, colour, favourite XD
kingbirdy23 0
or maybe we just hate u. did you consider that?
MidgetMonster 0
i would have pretended to be jewish
Cupffin 0
I don't think the OP wants to be gassed.
olw25 0
tell him your real last name is steinberg, you seen nothing wrong with the old communist soviet union and that u only date bisexual black guys. he will never talk to u again...
Jimboom 12
Tell him that if he really loves you then he will stop being a neo nazi and start loving people of all different creeds and nations... Either this is going to get rid of him when he doesn't do this or he may turn out to be a nice guy... who is actually willing to date you... sooo win win? ;-)
buttonface 0
Idiot who probably did? Yes. Accident prone? Sure. Psycopathic nazi? Doubt it.
robhammer 0
g
Jman0509 0
I was going to come up with a witty comment but I couldn't so I will just say FYL.
Oreogasm 5
You'll regret it when he takes over the world with someone who is not you.
aardvarkish 17
argh
futtgoredo 0
mabey we could go staple them together?
Jen_J_the_J 0
hey snickers, irish spell it with an s too. oh but suure irish and british are pretty much the same right?!!! i think not biatch!!
aardvarkish 17
in Gaeilge or English?
aardvarkish 17
UK only includes Northern Ireland, Not the Republic.
XDNurse 0
Gaelic and I think that's mostly scots, and a few Irish...
Commissar_steve 0
Seriously man. Get your geography right. Saying that kinda thing in some places will get your head kicked in.
totes_sucks 0
Gaelic= Different branches of Celtic languages. Gàidhlig is Scottish, Gaeilge is Irish and Gaelg is Manx.
aardvarkish 17
thanks, Tote. I was waiting for somebody with a clue to show up.
Tikwichka 5
No, no, no, snickerdoodles!! Eire is NOT part of the UK, from the 1921 partition!