Embarrassing, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Hangry

Hangry

By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 22:18 - United States

Today, a man from across the bar looked at me, pointed, and said "MMMM, now THAT'S what I want." Offended, I confronted him to tell him I felt disrespected by him referring to me as 'that.' Turns out, he was pointing to the cheeseburger that the waitress behind me was holding. FML

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You deserved it 54 714

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By weirded out - 11/08/2014 02:22 - United States - Brentwood

Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML

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Smooth talker

By Kate - 07/03/2009 18:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML

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By first time at McDonald's in months... - 27/03/2013 05:04 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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Keep your distance

By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 20:01 - Australia

Today, as I served an elderly man at the fast-food restaurant where I work, he leaned over the counter so that his face was mere inches from mine and asked me if I wanted to buy his car. When I politely told him I wasn't interested, he insisted on making a complaint about me to my manager. FML

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By Tasty - 19/07/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I went into a restaurant and sat at a bar near three guys who appeared to be 19 or 20. They did not acknowledge me. 15 minutes later, my burger arrived. They all ran over to ask me about it. I haven't been hit on in months. My cheeseburger is more attractive to men than I am. FML

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You deserved it 6 920

By Jeff - 15/07/2014 20:37 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML

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Assumptions

By Hahamaster333 - 28/03/2013 01:02

Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML

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By Me - 31/05/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML

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By stupidapperently - 01/02/2013 04:06 - United States

Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML

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Siren_00 0

Friday 26 June 2009 2:34

Too many FMLs come from women assuming men are admiring them when they're not. You'd think people would learn by now. Besides, even if he was, you don't have to be so rude about it.

HeyitsPheddy 0

Friday 26 June 2009 2:30

That must of been a good looking cheeseburger. Either that, or you might have a yeast infection.

Comments

lovely997 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 4:47

127:] you are a funny one. I made a comment, the you replied by calling me a ****? Yes obviously you are the one that can't take a comment. Mmmk. so no, I'm not going to hit you up because I'm done arguing with a dumb shit. so go ahead and reply. But I'm over it. Good luck with your self sweetie Because you need it.

Jazzywrites007 2

Saturday 27 June 2009 5:35

Uh Huuuh... But You know you're gonna read this one. He He! It's crazy how Bored I can get with something that interested me so much initially. Bye Now!

Uvula 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 6:02

So would you have been less disrespected if he called you a "she"?

manstie 1

Saturday 27 June 2009 18:06

You should have just left it at that. -.-

pike1790 0

Saturday 27 June 2009 21:22

Silly twat... that's what you get for thinking you're more important that you are.

laleona 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 0:48

wow you must be ******* vain as hell

ditzykayla 0

Monday 29 June 2009 8:20

ydi hun. never assume things. it makes you look bad in situations like so.

nypd613 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 6:55

you must be full of yourself to think he's talking to you so you deserved it.

LiziiBBY 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 3:45

hasn't anyone ever told you, not everything is about you?!?! you deserved that. apparently he was more interested in the burger then you anyways. lmfao.