Embarrassing, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Hangry

Hangry

By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 22:18 - United States

Today, a man from across the bar looked at me, pointed, and said "MMMM, now THAT'S what I want." Offended, I confronted him to tell him I felt disrespected by him referring to me as 'that.' Turns out, he was pointing to the cheeseburger that the waitress behind me was holding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 900

You deserved it 54 714

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By weirded out - 11/08/2014 02:22 - United States - Brentwood

Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 117

You deserved it 3 727

Smooth talker

By Kate - 07/03/2009 18:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 65 753

You deserved it 8 248

By first time at McDonald's in months... - 27/03/2013 05:04 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 226

You deserved it 19 325

By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 969

You deserved it 4 274

Keep your distance

By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 20:01 - Australia

Today, as I served an elderly man at the fast-food restaurant where I work, he leaned over the counter so that his face was mere inches from mine and asked me if I wanted to buy his car. When I politely told him I wasn't interested, he insisted on making a complaint about me to my manager. FML

I agree, your life sucks 943

You deserved it 77

By Tasty - 19/07/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I went into a restaurant and sat at a bar near three guys who appeared to be 19 or 20. They did not acknowledge me. 15 minutes later, my burger arrived. They all ran over to ask me about it. I haven't been hit on in months. My cheeseburger is more attractive to men than I am. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 158

You deserved it 6 920

By Jeff - 15/07/2014 20:37 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 612

You deserved it 11 801

Assumptions

By Hahamaster333 - 28/03/2013 01:02

Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 830

You deserved it 75 405

By Me - 31/05/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 298

You deserved it 4 721

By stupidapperently - 01/02/2013 04:06 - United States

Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 702

You deserved it 2 407

Siren_00 0

Friday 26 June 2009 2:34

Too many FMLs come from women assuming men are admiring them when they're not. You'd think people would learn by now. Besides, even if he was, you don't have to be so rude about it.

HeyitsPheddy 0

Friday 26 June 2009 2:30

That must of been a good looking cheeseburger. Either that, or you might have a yeast infection.

Comments

pjunior89 0

Friday 26 June 2009 6:55

ydi epic failure, never assume

MessyPaint 0

Friday 26 June 2009 7:17

Never assume? So what, give everyone the benefit of the doubt, all the time, no matter what, unless it's 100% clear? That's baloney.

NDnation44 0

Friday 26 June 2009 7:09

Bull shit. A bar is loud and you would never hear someone who must've been talkig to a friend. It would be way too loud to hear.

kewlz323 0

Friday 26 June 2009 7:20

nice one there buddy and #83 is right how could you even hear that in a bar?

onealhart54 0

Friday 26 June 2009 7:25

Fail

Jackthestripper 0

Friday 26 June 2009 8:02

F your luck. That, or that dude did the most awesome quick save in the universe.

ithedarkknight 0

Friday 26 June 2009 8:15

wow your just that stupid girl that everyone hates change your name to meg and go hide in a corner... who does that i got offended so i walked over there... even if he was talking to you and you got offended arent you the one encouraging it by going over there...obviously your seeking attention and it isnt cute get a life...

kbtoys 2

Friday 26 June 2009 8:29

In a bar/restaurant, it's generally safe to assume that what one really wants is food. However your guess is often a close second. YDI simply for going off the handle on him based off an assumption. We all know how the saying goes, I need not repeat it. ;)

twist_n_shout 0

Friday 26 June 2009 8:35

lmmmr, seriously, I think we all get your view on this! You've repeated the same thing probably 5 times now! Enough! Maybe you should just post a comment saying something like "To all of you who are saying that the OP is conceited, have you never thought someone was talking to you when they weren't?!" (in fact you can use that word for word, really!) But please stop posting comment after comment with identical content!!! So annoying!

Twin_Uzis 0

Friday 26 June 2009 9:23

Haha, someone's full of themselves.

Nightfallz 0

Friday 26 June 2009 9:45

Immmr stop trolling you nerd. I refer to my wife as an object sometimes but only to assert my status as dominant male of the pride. besides she is a freak and craved the abuse.