Embarrassing, Awkward and Miscellaneous: Hangry

Hangry

By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 22:18 - United States

Today, a man from across the bar looked at me, pointed, and said "MMMM, now THAT'S what I want." Offended, I confronted him to tell him I felt disrespected by him referring to me as 'that.' Turns out, he was pointing to the cheeseburger that the waitress behind me was holding. FML

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By weirded out - 11/08/2014 02:22 - United States - Brentwood

Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML

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Smooth talker

By Kate - 07/03/2009 18:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were out to eat. The waiter came and asked what we wanted. My boyfriend said he wanted a cheeseburger and I told the waiter I'd have the same. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "Are you sure you don't want a salad?" FML

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By first time at McDonald's in months... - 27/03/2013 05:04 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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Keep your distance

By Anonymous - 25/02/2021 20:01 - Australia

Today, as I served an elderly man at the fast-food restaurant where I work, he leaned over the counter so that his face was mere inches from mine and asked me if I wanted to buy his car. When I politely told him I wasn't interested, he insisted on making a complaint about me to my manager. FML

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By Tasty - 19/07/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I went into a restaurant and sat at a bar near three guys who appeared to be 19 or 20. They did not acknowledge me. 15 minutes later, my burger arrived. They all ran over to ask me about it. I haven't been hit on in months. My cheeseburger is more attractive to men than I am. FML

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By Jeff - 15/07/2014 20:37 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML

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Assumptions

By Hahamaster333 - 28/03/2013 01:02

Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML

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By Me - 31/05/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML

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By stupidapperently - 01/02/2013 04:06 - United States

Today, while checking out a couple at work, I handed them their receipt and wished them a good day. The woman promptly pulled her husband to the side, and whispered to him about how much of a "fucking idiot" I was for making the prices so high. I work at McDonald's. FML

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Siren_00 0

Friday 26 June 2009 2:34

Too many FMLs come from women assuming men are admiring them when they're not. You'd think people would learn by now. Besides, even if he was, you don't have to be so rude about it.

HeyitsPheddy 0

Friday 26 June 2009 2:30

That must of been a good looking cheeseburger. Either that, or you might have a yeast infection.

Comments

aback 4

Friday 26 June 2009 3:28

Well, how many times when a guy's staring right at you do you assume he's really staring at a cheeseburger behind you? :D

bigraws23 0

Friday 26 June 2009 3:28

two words. your fault

anniesaysbueno 0

Friday 26 June 2009 3:38

wow you're one of those girls who think anything with a dick wants them. yeah you def deserved to look like a bitch.

mcsnelly 5

Friday 26 June 2009 3:40

Wow, okay so the guy ended up not talking about the OP, but this could be an easy mistake. If the guy maybe said it in a weird way, especially. This does NOT necessarily mean the OP is just sooo full of herself (like some of you are accusing) or that she (or anyone standing up for her on here) are "feminazis." Seriously?? There is NOTHING WRONG with standing up for yourself and calling someone out on being a pig in a situation like this (well, the situation the OP thought she was in). Just because she made an easy mistake, it does not mean she is a bitch. OP: Don't listen to to all these people. Seriously.

ZielZone 4

Monday 17 October 2011 3:17

Shut it Doris do-good. The OP could have looked around but instead chose to think it was all about her. Typical of today's modern woman

HUGBUG 23

Monday 19 September 2016 14:24

I get what your saying but how does one get offended from being called "that"

The_dumbass 0

Friday 26 June 2009 3:40

hahahahahahahaha thats what u get for being a dumbass

mcsnelly 5

Friday 26 June 2009 3:42

Oh and BTW- feminist does NOT = angry, bitchy lesbian. It also does NOT = hatred for everything male. Feminism = equality and respect.

Delilahlilah 0

Friday 26 June 2009 6:58

I'm so glad you posted this. Half the people on FML have the wrong interpretation of it. :| Some people think feminism is stupid because men respect women, but a lot don't and never will. My dad and older brother are like that, they think women are only there for cleaning and sex.

Tubasaurus 0

Friday 26 June 2009 7:04

The confusion comes from women who call themselves feminist but are not for equality but for female superiority.

TheLetterZero 7

Friday 26 June 2009 3:45

10 bucks says she's blonde.

idontgiveone 0

Friday 26 June 2009 3:48

ahahahah xD

HockeyFanNick 4

Friday 26 June 2009 3:49

Assumptions made an ass out of you.

redbluegreen 40

Friday 26 June 2009 3:56

Did he wink? If there's no cheesy wink at the end, then it's probably for something else. That's how I see it anyway. In my mind, everything sleezy is followed by a wink. And, since nobody else has said it yet, I Can Has Cheezburger?