Today, my parents pranked me hard. They spent breakfast messing with my head, all to convince me that I was dreaming. I got so excited at finally having a lucid dream that I ran outside in my pajamas, yelling, "Woo-hoo!" and trying to fly. Nothing happened. People saw. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got up early to prank my family. I put a bucket of ice water on top of a door frame so whoever walked through would get an icy surprise. After I was done, I went back to bed. I woke up groggy and disoriented like always and walked right through the doorway I had rigged. FML
Today, I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML
Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML
Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML
Today, my parents woke me up by pouring a glass of freezing cold water over my head. Their reason? They were "bored". FML
Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML
Today, my dad woke me up for the second time to get me ready for school. Wanting me to prove I was really awake, he made me sit up. As soon as he left my room, I dozed off and faceplanted my nightstand. FML
Today, I'm staying at my parents' house. I was woken up by the fan in my bedroom falling down. I calmly picked it back up and went to bed, wondering why my parents weren't concerned at all. My mom said she figured it was nothing, and when my dad tried to say something, she retorted, "You didn't even wake up!" FML
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
Today, I was home alone, wearing my comfiest pajamas and watching Netflix, when I heard a knock at the door. I opened it to find my parents standing there. They had just driven four hours to surprise me. My hair was a mess, my face was bare, and I looked like a living disaster. "We just wanted to see how you’re doing!" they said. FML
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Top comments
boating_guy 33
How in the world did they convince you that you were lucid dreaming?! Not because I want to know so I can try it on my friends or anything... But actually, though, because that sounds seriously impressive
AyeTee77 18
Should have had a red bull.
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Comments (86)
meegal 12
At least all you did was try to fly. I would have definitely been arrested and added to a certain list that no one ever wants to be on. I have thought this through many times. If I ever have a lucid dream i'm having sex with anyone I want. Any attractive girl on the street would be in danger. You can see how this could go wrong VERY quickly if I was tricked into believing I had one...
zuzuily 14
Parents FTW
dunicha 20
I literally just watched this episode of American Dad. At least you didn't almost kill a chick.
worldclassrager 41
I think you would know if you were asleep or awake
vicky_lynnnnn 11
Please do a follow up!
Catlover1130 14
That's pretty funny
Musicstruck17 24
I really want to know what they did to make convince you that you were dreaming! Oh and be super glad you didn't go outside naked or do something beyond embarrassing.
figure_of_bleach 0
Apparently if you say orange really quickly it sounds like gullible
aura07 7
#thathappened
skyguy592 15
it could've been a LOT worse!