Today, I told my girlfriend of eight months that if she didn't start taking my band's music seriously, we couldn't see each other anymore. She said fine, and I hugged her, but then she stood up and said, 'I hope we can still be friends,' and walked out the door. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML
Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that we should take a break from our relationship, because it'd be best for the both of us. Later, I found out that she really meant it'd be best for her and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying, "I'm not ready for a serious relationship." We're supposed to get married in a month. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML
Today, I told to my girlfriend of 5 years that I'm depressed about having no friends, no job and a difficult family life. I told her that she's the one constant that keeps me going. She decided this was a good time to break up with me to "find" herself, since I was being so mopey. FML
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18legalawesome 0
You're a jerk for putting your band before your girl.
123man 11
It's a sign from Jesus that she's not the one. Either that or He's trying to tell you that your music really does suck.
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Comments (196)
rgriff95 0
Hes just one of those assholes who reply to the first comment so theirs will be seen fist. they're everywhere now
Jtisciyohk 0
what the hell did u think would happen?
Khfan12 13
I know that this is unrelated to the FML, but I've always thought that saying "We're breaking up, but we can still be friends." is like saying "Your dog died, but you can still keep him." :/ That does kinda stink, though.
junebarcarole 1
Good grief. I'm doing my third year of a music degree and have been playing classical piano most of my life, and I have never once instructed anyone, boyfriend or otherwise, to "take my music seriously." That just screams "in denial about my shitty band" to me. YDI, and your now-ex girlfriend is officially awesome for not putting up with your entitled crap.
orangeandblu 0
u walked right into that one...
AdventurousM 0
Never give a girl the option to do better lmao
JizzyGee 4
well that wasn't very smart. You can't make your girl like your music or even appreciate . Its your fault sorry you weren't smart enough to realize difference in taste and opinion is the best part of being with someone else cause you get to learn from each other and appreciate each others differences as well as your similarities. Better luck next time.
Lucysmom1 0
Lol wow ur band must be awful
apocalyptic_1125 0
Haha, stupid arse
braddah112233 1
Now thats funny shit!!!!!