Sex, Weird and Intimacy: Groucho

Groucho

By beardedlady - 02/07/2011 06:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said it "turns him on." FML

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Saturday 2 July 2011 19:26

Did I just get an erection?

iAmScrubs 19

Saturday 2 July 2011 19:26

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Comments

imperialtl 12

Sunday 10 July 2011 15:34

WTF

Jenniferx333 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 20:11

Wtf how is that a turn on?

Cjmw 7

Wednesday 13 July 2011 7:33

Maybe he likes Freddy Mercury?

manbeast2 2

Thursday 14 July 2011 12:01

mi gay-dar says theres a disturbance in tha force

sko12342 3

Friday 15 July 2011 1:50

Did he make you say: "Its-a me, Mario"?

Karen93_fml 3

Sunday 17 July 2011 7:49

Ahaha wow

Alexxx191 0

Monday 18 July 2011 9:59

what a damn flamer

Stoko_fml 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 18:42

I think ur boyfriend is bi

Stoko_fml 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 18:42

I think ur boyfriend is bi

acidrainx 9

Friday 5 August 2011 6:13

he's turned on by hipsters apparently... fyl

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